Hey guys! It's Sister of Destruction. I deleted "WWE Does Dance" because Queen – Chaos – Hardy reviewed the original and told me that scripted stories were not allowed. Thanks for the info, Charlie! Sorry I deleted the original Animal Luvr 4 Life. Don't worry; here is the revamped version!

Title: WWE Does Dance, Part 1

Author: Sister of Destruction

Rating: G to PG for potty mouths.

Genre: Humor

Characters: Undertaker, Kane, Gracie, HHH, HBK, Edge, Randy Orton, Chavo, Rey, Batista, Cena, Hardys, Candice, Mickie, Beth, Ashley, Melina, Trish and Lita.

Original Characters: Ashleigh – Lynne Parkinson

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of the WWE. Ashleigh is mine. Finally, I do not own the Broadway Dance Center of New York City.

*Even though Trish and Lita aren't in the company anymore, they will be in here. I just miss them so bad!

**This story starts on the tail end of 2007.

Chapter 1: Vince's Announcement

Date: December 18, 2007

Time: 11 PM

Location: Vince McMahon's Office

After the Smackdown taping was over, WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon shook his head. As of late, his Superstars didn't care about working anymore, according to him. He'd been confronted several times by the Superstars with injuries, people asking for more time off work and not caring about winning their matches.

After a little bit of time to think, Vince called down some of these Superstars to his office.

"Hello everybody," he said coldly. "I have something I would like to tell you. Unfortunately, we cannot talk in here. There's no way in hell that 19 of us can fit in here."

"19??" John Cena asked.

"Yes. 19. Trish Stratus and Lita are here tonight too. I wanted to bring them back for something special you guys are going to do."

"Thanks Vince," Trish said.

"We really appreciate you bringing us back," Lita agreed.

"Um… Vince?" Kane asked, raising his hand.

Lita turned to Kane and asked, "Oh my God Kane. Why are you raising your hand? You're not in school anymore."

"Um… Maybe it's because I didn't want to interrupt anybody?" Kane snapped.

Then, everyone in the office argued with one another, yelling and cursing. This only confirmed Vince's suspicions that these Superstars just didn't care anymore.

"Okay. Hey! Guys!" Vince roared angrily. "OKAY! THAT DOES IT! NO… MORE… SWEARING!! Or… YOU'RE FIRRRREEDDDD!!!!"

After that, everyone fell silent.

"Thank you. Now then, I got us great reservations at a Sheraton here in Rochester. Now come on. Let's move!" Vince announced. Then he left the office.

As the Superstars and Divas left, Triple H whined to John and Dave Batista, "Come on guys. Why won't Vince let us swear anymore? We're more than old enough to say whatever the fuck we want."

Triple H's friend Shawn Michaels overheard the conversation and walked up to him.

"Come on Hunter. Don't do this to us man. One more swear word and all of us are fired," Shawn said.

"Yeah. If anybody here swears, we're all in trouble man. Do... not… get… us… fired… or else," warned the Undertaker.

"What? I'm just saying that we're old enough to say whatever the…" Hunter started, but was cut off by a cold stare from Undertaker.

"Do not say another word. Otherwise, you will feel the wrath of the Undertaker. And you will… rest… in…"

"Yeah yeah. I will rest in peace. C'mon Taker. I've heard you say it over and over again the past thousand times," Hunter replied in a bored tone.

"Boy, if you so much as make fun of me one more time, you are going to get it," Taker warned.

"Sorry Taker. I'll be quiet now," Hunter said.

"See that you are," Taker said, and kept walking to catch up with Kane.

"Hmm. Bossy, huh?" muttered Hunter, looking at Shawn.

Shawn just shook his head as everyone continued to make their exit.

There's the first chapter of the revamped version of WWE Does Dance. Any reviews for this would be appreciated. I have all the chapters written, but I just need to fix them. What'd you think?

~Jen

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