Life Lessons with the Marauders-Lesson 6: Barbie and Rapunzel with Taylor

So it was a boring day for the marauders, so they decided they'd go to Taylor's house to play Barbie and rapunzel. They were having trouble deciding what to put into their magical garden.

"What animal should we put in? A stag or a hippo?" Taylor asked.

"A stag! Duh." James commanded.

"They should have a dog," pouted Sirius.

"Sirius, stop acting like a 2 year old," Remus reprimanded.

"That's Peter's job Padfoot!" James kidded.

"Yeah…I mean hey!" Peter cried.

"But what animal should we use?" Tay repeated.

"Did you not hear me the first time? A. Stag." James said as if he were talking to a child.

"No need to get a tree up your butt," murmured Taylor.

"There is a need to stick a Redwood up your butt" and so that's what James did. Taylor was a good friend. No one deserves to die that way…tear.

"ANYWAY! We still haven't finished our garden," spoke up the furry friend Remus.

So the guys used magic and went into the computer. The clan of mice that was the virus of Taylor's Barbie game ate them up. So the marauders died from being eaten up by mice and Taylor died from James sticking a tree up her arse. There you go, they all die.

Moral of the Story: Barbie is evil and will attack you with her clan of starved mice. Muahahha.

Fin

(P.S. No mice, stags or hippos were harmed in the making of this

story…except James. Bye!)