Know Your Stars: Gaara!

I don't own Naruto or Know Your Stars!

Here it is! A 'Know Your Stars fic for Gaara!
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Gaara sat in the chair, wondering why he was here

"Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars..." The announcer said.

"Who's there?" Gaara asked.

"Gaara... can't kill someone to save his life." The announcer said.

"What?! I can too!" Gaara shouted.

"Gaara... wants to kill Naruto." The announcer said.

"No. I want to kill my father, everyone who even tried to kill me, and Sasuke!" Gaara shouted.

"Gaara... wants to have sex with Sasuke!" The announcer laughed.

"Nani? I'm not gay!" Gaara screeched.

"Gaara... everyday he goes to beach to bury his dead victims." The announcer said.

"I want to bury Rock Lee, Sasuke, and Sakura. Besides, I sometimes go there to build sandcastles to practice my jitsu." Gaara stated.

"You what?!" The announcer asked.

"Nothing." Gaara replied.

"Gaaras real hair color is... yellow." The announcer said.

"That's not true. It's red." Gaara said.

"Gaara... is planning to kill the Potter Puppet Pals, Barney, Teletubies, and Sesame street." The announcer said.

"That is kinda true." Gaara said.

"Gaara is a serial killer." The announcer said.

"Well... I do kill people." Gaara said.

"Ok! I'm giving up! You're not even annoyed!"The announcer shouted.

Gaara left with a evil smile on his face.
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Sorry if this wasn't as funny as my other Know Your Stars fic. Please review!