Diclaimer: I do not own nething related to Harry Potter in any way shape or form, They are property of JK Rowling and all her glory! Also tune of song
belongs to the Charlie Daniels Band (The Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Voldemort Went Down To Hogwarts

Voldemort went down to Hogwarts,
He was lookin for a soul to steal,
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to make a deal,

When he came across this young man,
Duleing his enemy and Hexin him good,
Voldemort jumped up on a dementors head,
And said "Boy let me tell you what"

"I guess you didnt know it but Im a champion dueler too,
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you,
Now you throw a pretty good curse son,
But give Voldemort his due,
Ill bet a Phoenix of gold against your soul,
Cause I think I'm better then you"

The boy said "My names Harry and it may be a sin,
But I'll take your bet and your gonna regret,
Cause im the best theres ever been"

Harry rosin up your wand,
And throw your curses hard,
Cause Hells' broke loose in Hogwarts,
And Voldemort deals the cards,
If you win you get this shiny Phoenix made of gold,
But if you loose Voldemort gets your soul,

Now Voldemort pulled out his wand,
And said "Ill start this duel"
And fire flew from the end of his wand,
As he mumbeled "Silly Fool"
Voldemort summoned up his dementors,
And they came as called,
Harry shuddered as he heard theyre breath,
It ratteled a little something like this,

(music intermission)

When Voldemort finshed,
Harry said "Well your pretty good 'Ol kid,
But hold on while I kick your butt,
Cause Im the Boy-Who-Lived"

Troll in the dungeon run boys run,
Voldemorts in the house of the risin sun,
Snape in the towers pickin on draco,
Dumbledore does Fluffy bite,
No child no

Now Voldemort bowed his head down low,
Cause he new that he'd been beat,
And he layed that golden phoenix,
On the ground at Harrys' Feet,

Harry said "Now Voldemort you just come on back,
If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the boy who lived!"

He Played
Troll In the dungeons run boys run,
Voldemorts in the house of the risin sun,
Snapes in the towers pickin on draco,
Dumbledore does Fluffy bite,
No child no

(music Intermission)

The End!!