-1' Captains and vice Captains report to First Captain base immediately, I repeat captains and vice captains report to First Captain base immediately' announced Yamamoto. It took a few minutes for everyone to get to the base and settle down but finally it was quiet.

' As Sou-taichou I have decide that there is going to be a singing/dancing contest between the Shinigamis. The judges will be Me, Hitsugaya and Zaraki. You will have 2 weeks to chose a song and rehearse. Tell everyone else. That is all.'

Everyone started talking and getting groups together. 'This is going to be great.' shouted Matsumoto to Hinamori a little too loud because it suddenly went quiet and everyone turned to look at Matsumoto. 'oops.' was all Matsumoto had to say. Everyone started to talk again.

2 WEEKS LATER

(btw some people may appear more than once.)

The audience were settled and so were the judges. Hanataro came on stage in a black suit complete with white shirt and tie. ' Welcome everyone to Seireitei Idol! First up we have Hinamori, Matsumoto, Rukia, Nanao singing and dancing to Lady Marmalade.'

On stage walked on the 4 girls in black corsets with a pink strip down the middle, pink short shorts with long black high heeled boots that came up a little above the knee.

'before we start I'm gonna need 4 boys to come out.' said Hinamori into the mic. Almost all the males in the room put their hands up. 'No no.' laughed Hinamori ' We are going to choose if you want to or not so there is no point in putting up your hand.' There were many sad faces in the crowd. ' Ok can Hitsugaya, Gin, Ichigo and Kyouraku come up here please and sit in the 4 chairs in front of the stage.'

The 4 guys obeyed and sat down.

The music started.

The writing not in bold during the song is the action happening at the same time when the paragraph in bold above it is being sung.

Matsumoto: Whereas all my soul sisters?

Lemma hear y'all flow sisters.

Girls: Hey sisters, go sisters, soul sisters, flow sister

Hey sisters, go sisters, soul sisters, flow sister

Hinamori: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Struttin' her stuff on the street

She said, "Hello, hey Joe. You wanna give it a go?"

Hinamori strutted down the stage to Hitsugaya , leaned and sang in his ear, gave him a cheek wink and strutted back on stage. By this time Hitsugaya was very red in the face.

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da

Giuchie giuchie ya ya here

Mocca choca lata ya ya

Hinamori: Creole Lady Marmalade ohhhh

Matsumoto: What What, What What

Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

Nanao: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

On her black satin sheet is where he started to freak yeah

Nanao walked off stage to Kyouraku took off his hat and fanned herself with it. She then put it on her head stood behind him, put her in his robe and started to feel his chest. She then took off the hat, put it back on Kyouraku's head, gave him a kiss on the check and ran back onstage.

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (da da da)

Giuchie giuchie ya ya here, oh yeah (here ohooo yea yeah)

Mocca choca lata ya ya

Nanao: Creole Lady Marmalade

Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

Matsumoto: Yeeiah, yeeiah, ugh

He come through with the money in the garter belts

Let 'em know we got that cake, straight out the gate

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

We say, "Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?"

Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry

I'm gonna keep playin' these cats out like Atari

Wearing high heel shoes, gettin' love from the dudes

Four bad-ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Matsumoto walked up to Gin and sat on his lap. She also started feel his chest. She snogged him. Then sang with the girls.

Girls: Hey sisters, soul sisters, better get that dough sisters

Matsumoto: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case, the meaning of expensive taste

We wanna giuchie giuchie ya ya, mocca choca lata

Creole Lady Marmalade

One more time, c'mon

Matsumoto gave Gin a kiss on the check and ran back up onstage.

Girls: Marmalade, Lady

Marmalade Marmalade

Rukia: Hey, Hey, Heeeeeyyyy

Touch of her skin feelin' silky smooth hey

Color of caf? au lait, all right

Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried

Rukia walked over to Ichigo and started to shake her ass in front of him. She then give him a kiss on the lips.

Girls: More (more), more (more), more

Nanao and Rukia :Now he's back home doin' nine to five (Nine to five)

Hinamori: Livin' the gray flannel life

Rukia: But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep

Girls: More (more), more (more), more

Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (da da da)

Giuchie giuchie ya ya here, oh yeah

Mocca choca lata ya ya (here ohooo yea yeah)

Rukia: Creole Lady Marmalade

Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

Hinamori: All my sisters, yeah.

Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

(you know the rest)

When they had finished everyone clapped and wolf whistled.

'Hinamori looked hot.' Thought Hitsugaya.