-1' Captains and vice Captains report to First Captain base immediately, I repeat captains and vice captains report to First Captain base immediately' announced Yamamoto. It took a few minutes for everyone to get to the base and settle down but finally it was quiet.
' As Sou-taichou I have decide that there is going to be a singing/dancing contest between the Shinigamis. The judges will be Me, Hitsugaya and Zaraki. You will have 2 weeks to chose a song and rehearse. Tell everyone else. That is all.'
Everyone started talking and getting groups together. 'This is going to be great.' shouted Matsumoto to Hinamori a little too loud because it suddenly went quiet and everyone turned to look at Matsumoto. 'oops.' was all Matsumoto had to say. Everyone started to talk again.
2 WEEKS LATER
(btw some people may appear more than once.)
The audience were settled and so were the judges. Hanataro came on stage in a black suit complete with white shirt and tie. ' Welcome everyone to Seireitei Idol! First up we have Hinamori, Matsumoto, Rukia, Nanao singing and dancing to Lady Marmalade.'
On stage walked on the 4 girls in black corsets with a pink strip down the middle, pink short shorts with long black high heeled boots that came up a little above the knee.
'before we start I'm gonna need 4 boys to come out.' said Hinamori into the mic. Almost all the males in the room put their hands up. 'No no.' laughed Hinamori ' We are going to choose if you want to or not so there is no point in putting up your hand.' There were many sad faces in the crowd. ' Ok can Hitsugaya, Gin, Ichigo and Kyouraku come up here please and sit in the 4 chairs in front of the stage.'
The 4 guys obeyed and sat down.
The music started.
The writing not in bold during the song is the action happening at the same time when the paragraph in bold above it is being sung.
Matsumoto: Whereas all my soul sisters?
Lemma hear y'all flow sisters.
Girls: Hey sisters, go sisters, soul sisters, flow sister
Hey sisters, go sisters, soul sisters, flow sister
Hinamori: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe. You wanna give it a go?"
Hinamori strutted down the stage to Hitsugaya , leaned and sang in his ear, gave him a cheek wink and strutted back on stage. By this time Hitsugaya was very red in the face.
Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here
Mocca choca lata ya ya
Hinamori: Creole Lady Marmalade ohhhh
Matsumoto: What What, What What
Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous couchez avec moi?
Nanao: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheet is where he started to freak yeah
Nanao walked off stage to Kyouraku took off his hat and fanned herself with it. She then put it on her head stood behind him, put her in his robe and started to feel his chest. She then took off the hat, put it back on Kyouraku's head, gave him a kiss on the check and ran back onstage.
Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (da da da)
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here, oh yeah (here ohooo yea yeah)
Mocca choca lata ya ya
Nanao: Creole Lady Marmalade
Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous couchez avec moi?
Matsumoto: Yeeiah, yeeiah, ugh
He come through with the money in the garter belts
Let 'em know we got that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
We say, "Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?"
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm gonna keep playin' these cats out like Atari
Wearing high heel shoes, gettin' love from the dudes
Four bad-ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Matsumoto walked up to Gin and sat on his lap. She also started feel his chest. She snogged him. Then sang with the girls.
Girls: Hey sisters, soul sisters, better get that dough sisters
Matsumoto: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna giuchie giuchie ya ya, mocca choca lata
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time, c'mon
Matsumoto gave Gin a kiss on the check and ran back up onstage.
Girls: Marmalade, Lady
Marmalade Marmalade
Rukia: Hey, Hey, Heeeeeyyyy
Touch of her skin feelin' silky smooth hey
Color of caf? au lait, all right
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried
Rukia walked over to Ichigo and started to shake her ass in front of him. She then give him a kiss on the lips.
Girls: More (more), more (more), more
Nanao and Rukia :Now he's back home doin' nine to five (Nine to five)
Hinamori: Livin' the gray flannel life
Rukia: But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep
Girls: More (more), more (more), more
Girls: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da (da da da)
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here, oh yeah
Mocca choca lata ya ya (here ohooo yea yeah)
Rukia: Creole Lady Marmalade
Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous couchez avec moi?
Hinamori: All my sisters, yeah.
Girls: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez vous couchez avec moi?
(you know the rest)
When they had finished everyone clapped and wolf whistled.
'Hinamori looked hot.' Thought Hitsugaya.
