The Discovery
Used with permission. This is just my revenge against the Sasuke/Naruto fics.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or this plot. This fic idea was borrowed from Ranfan, and I have her permisssion to use it.
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After Konocha's successful invasion of the secretive snow country, Tsunade had come into possession of their technology, a.k.a. a computer. After it was analyzed and released on the mass market for reproduction, it came to rest on Tsunade's desk.
After much fiddling and a few choice words, the new technology became "reasonably" usable to the hokage.
One day Tsunade was surfing the internet on her new computer that she stole from the techno-geeks of the Ice Country when she came across a site called got the better of her, so she decided to check it out. Finding a story that featured team seven in it, she clicked on it thinking; "Now this looks interesting."
As she started reading, a disturbed expression arose on her face. Her eyes grew wide, and Tsunade felt her face growing hot. She stood suddenly angrily shouting, "Bring that Uchiha bastard to me this instant!"
As her subordinates scurried to do her bidding
A little later, Sasuke was wandering down the corridor in the hokage's tower wandering what his new mission could possibly be. Hopping it would not be another of her sake-runs, he knocked on her office door.
Hearing the rustle of papers being shuffled and a grumbling, "Come in," the prodigy entered. As he glanced around the office, he noted with relief that the Godaime already had sake on her desk but, to his anxiety, had no visible mission documents.
'Oh no, she is going to give me one of those 'respect your fan girls' lectures. Geeze, this is the third one since Valentines Day.' He sighed, shuffling over to his chair.
"Sasuke," he stiffened, 'here it comes.' "I have called you down here today to discuss the recent incident involving Naruto."
He sighed in relief 'so that's what this is all about.' "Well, I caught him trying to spy on Sakura when she was at the bathhouse again. So I chased him down through the forest."
Tsunade nodded slowly, indicating for him to continue, "Eventually I pinned him down and tied him to a tree…"
Tsunade gulped, she was not sure she could handle this.
"Then I took his headband and hid all his ramen under the rock behind his house." He smirked, "That dunce has been looking for it all week."
The office went silent. Tsunade cleared her throat but said nothing. Finally, Sasuke asked, "Is there something wrong."
Tsunade picked up a paper and read, "Sasuke Uchiha, I hereby order your arrest for sexual abuse. You will be temporarily stripped of your chakra as well as your title as a ninja. You will be sentenced to three months of therapy—"
"Three months! Therapy! But I—"
"Take him away!"
Kakashi appeared behind Sasuke, "come along peacefully now."
"What the heck is going on! I didn't even do anything."
Tsunade stood, glaring at him accusingly, "I have sufficient evidence as proof of your…activities with Naruto. Seeing how he is the victim in all of this, he will be receiving full medical treatment and the best therapy available."
She sighed, "Jiraiya is going to be so disappointed if he finds out Naruto has been doing that with you Sasuke. He had such high hopes for him."
"Doing what?"
Tsunade ripped off Sasuke's headband, "As a ninja, you are officially suspended."
"You can't do this!"
"You are a criminal and a traitor to Konocha village. It is time for you to go."
As Kakashi was leading him away, Sasuke began to mumble under his breath, "Damn crazy fan girls. I should have just stayed with Ochimaru."
-fin-
