"Guess what!!" Hughes shouted, running in.

"What is it, Hughes?" Ed asked, completely bored.

"Mustang finally asked Hawkeye out!" Hughes yelled, bouncing up and down.

"This calls for a bet!" Havoc said excitedly.

"What are you going to bet on?" Sheska asked.

"Yeah," Ed said, agreeing with Sheska.

"How about this? How long will the date last before Mustang gets shot at?" Havoc suggested.

"I'm in. What are we betting?" hughes asked.

"If Ed wins, he gets a book about different Alchemy types and their uses. If he loses, he has to wear an outfit of the winner's choice around Central for one day," Havoc said.

"Alright, if Sheska wins, she gets two big books from each person. If she loses, she has to get a makeover and contacts," Ed supplied.

"Deal," Sheska said. "If Hughes wins, we all have to sit through a presentation of every picture he has of Elysia. However, if he loses, he is forbidden from ever bringing another picture into Headquarters."

"Sounds fair. If Havoc wins, we have to find a date for him. If he loses, he has to quit smoking... forever," Hughes said.

"Looks like we have an accord. I say he won't last two hours," Havoc said.

"I say one hour," Ed replied.

"An hour and a half," Hughes said.

"I say he lasts more than two hours," Sheska said.

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The Next Day

Hughes was crying as he walked back to his house holding a box full of pictures.

Havoc bawled as he chewed Nicotine gum and crushed his cigarettes.

Sheska hummed as she walked home loaded down with her new books and smiled at what she heard next.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Fullmetal! What are you wearing?!" Mustang asked, staring at Ed in horror.

You see, Sheska picked the most humilating outfit in the world... a hot pind, glittering tutu!!

"WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!"

The End

A.N. Reader124: This was written because Mustang dared me to. Sorry Edo.

Mustang: I'm so sorry, Edo, honestly I did not mean for it to come out like this. Though you have to admit that it was funny. I got to go now... somewhere very, very, very far away.