Chapter 1: A Secret is Revealed
Keiko leaned back on Allen's bed to make herself comfortable, humming slightly. Her face was hidden by the thick spine of a book and she only looked up when she heard a crash next to the bed.
"How's it going, hun?" She sang. Allen lay sprawled next to his bed, having just tripped over his nightstand. He blushed in embarrassment, as well as his new nickname, and quickly scrambled to his feet.
"F-Fine." He gathered the books he had dropped and began to carefully place them on his shelf. "I still don't see why you're making me clean my room, though. It's not like anyone but me has to be in here..." He scanned the small room and grimaced at the trash bag already filled with junk his had picked up off his floor.
"Because I'm coming to the Order more and more often, and I end up staying here." Keiko answered and returned hr attention to her book.
"But why do I have to clean?" Even though he didn't want to, Allen had ended up giving in to Keiko's nagging and started straighting up his room. He didn't want to say it, but Keiko could be a little bit of a neat freak when she was in the mood. Okay, a really bad neat freak.
"I'm not sleeping in a sty!" She said simply. Allen rolled his eyes, but didn't object. Besides, he found her obsessiveness kinda cute, in a scary, evil overlord kinda way. Allen frowned; that didn't make much sense.
A soft knock on the door made Keiko jump and shriek. Allen snickered and moved toward the door, dodging the pillow Keiko threw at him. He opened the doors and a very nervous looking Miki shuffled in. She took one look at Keiko laying on the bed, sheets ruffled around her, and smirked.
"Did I interrupt anything?" Keiko blushed slightly and giggled; Allen smiled sincerely and shoo his head.
"Nope. I was just cleaning." Miki pouted and Keiko rolled her eyes at Allen's naive response. "Allen, it's no fun if you don't even know I'm teasing you!" She cried. Allen cocked his head to the side and looked back at Keiko. Suddenly he realized Miki's comment and flushed scarlet.
"N-N-No, Miki, it's not what you think!" Allen waved his hands frantically at the grinning Miki. "S-She was just...And I was cleaning...And, and..." As he continued to babble incoherently, Miki's smirk widened.
"So that's what they're calling it nowadays." The height deprived scientist moved past the spluttering exorcist and threw herself onto the bed next to Keiko who was laughing hard enough to make her eyes tear up. Seeing Allen get all flustered was always a good for a laugh (or a hysterical fit, as demonstrated by Keiko).
"Ah, I'm just kidding. Don't get your panties in all in a bunch." This last comment made Keiko laugh so hard she fell silent, clutching her sides. Eventually her breathing returned to normal and she flopped back on Allen's pillows, catching her breath.
"I...frikin'...love you...Miki..." She breathed. Miki grinned and leaned against the wall, stretching her legs out in front of her. Allen stood at the far end of the room, surrounded by a dark aura of gloom. Miki made faces at the sulking teen before suddenly remembering why she had searched high and low for Keiko,hence how she ended up in Allen's room. Her smile became nervous and she twiddled her thumbs; Keiko noticed the sudden shift from silence to incredibly awkward silence and raised her head. She saw Miki's jittery movements and sat up.
"Something on your mind?" She asked. Miki jumped at the question and quickly looked away.
"Um...yeah...There was something I needed to tell you...but you have to promise to keep it a secret!" Her voice trembled with anxiety as she talked. Keiko took note of Miki's sudden seriousness and shifted so she was sitting close enough to hug the shorter girl, which she did. Allen came out of his self-pitying and moved to the bed, kneeling in front of Miki.
"We won't tell. Promise." Keiko did a zipper motion over her lips and Allen nodded in agreement. Miki looked back and forth between her two friends and her eyes watered up.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE!!!" She wailed, hugging Keiko around the neck. Keiko snuck a side glance at Allen who looked quite taken aback by the sudden outburst. His eyes were wide and he looked completely lost; as expected, Allen never had been too great with dealing with crying girls. He racked his brain desperately for something to say, anything to make her stop.
"It's okay, Miki, calm down. You can tell us anything." Little did Keiko know that very soon, "calm" would be a mere fantasy around the hellhole known as the Black Order.
"O-okay..." Miki sniffled and Allen managed to be somewhat less of a useless lump and handed her a handkerchief. "P-promise you won't h-hate me? No m-matter w-what?" Keiko and Allen exchanged glances and Allen slowly nodded. He put his hand on Miki's and smiled reassuringly (we all know how good he is at that).
"Of course." Miki took a deep breath and steeled herself.
"I'M PREGNANT!!!"
What now?!
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Well, chapter one of a cracktatic D. Gray-Man fanfiction!! nervous laugh Inspired by a also cracktastic roleplay with my dear Askley and Jenny 3 It's sure to get weirder as we go sweatdrops First fanfiction ever posted on so be nice to the newbie!! laughs Hope you liked it 3
Disclaimer: I do not own DGM, or any of the characters in any way shape or form, as much as I wished I did. I only cough own Miki, Keiko, Miha, Hikari, and Davey. Even out of those, Keiko isthe only one who's mine.
