Htaed: Okay, I'm back again, but this time the story's for FFVII. Yes, I am that cool that I can write a FFVII story just from having seen the movie Advent Children. I have never played the game in my life, so please excuse any mistakes.


"Ding-dong!"

I twitch as I hear my doorbell. Damn. The book was just getting interesting...Oh well, I've already read it. I decide to answer the door, because it might actually be someone important, instead of the usual salespeople. I open the door, holding my place in my book (Which, incidentally, was Eragon. For like the fourth time.), with my index finger.

"OH MY JENOVA!!"

I scream, dropping my book. OW! Damn. I dropped the book on my foot, and it's a hardcover. I think I broke my toe...I look up from my ponderings on whether to call my cousin, (who's a doctor, and would know if I had broken my toe) to make sure I'm not hallucinating from an overdose of sugar.

Blink.

Blink.

Nope, not hallucinating, they're still there. Oh yeah. You're probably wondering who 'they' are.

There, standing on my doorstep, (which, by the way, consists of a rug saying 'Go Away Please, If You're Just Going To Annoy Me') are Reno, Vincent, Cloud, Loz, Yazoo, Kadaj and...Sephiroth.

I gape at them in shock.

Sephiroth steps forwars, while Cloud picks up my book, and looks at it curiously. Stupid book. Why couldn't it fall on his foot? Then he'd have the broken toe, not me. I'm a soccer player, dammit!

Sephiroth clears his throat.

"Um...Hello miss, may we come in? We seem to be rather, um...lost."

I open and close my mouth a few times, and proceed to faint.


Oh, my aching head. Oh, my aching foot. I sit up, and the room spins. (I'm lying on my couch, by the way, in case you were wondering.) I clutch my head in agony. Feels like I rode the Sky Screamer one two many times.

"Oh, you're awake!"

I look up, and sigh. Damn. Guess it wasn't a dream then, as Sephiroth is standing right in front of me. Apparently the men from the video game decided to invite themselves in.

"You fainted." he says, as if I needed reminding.

"Meow." I look down. Oh, there's my cat.

I have a black cat called Thirteen. She recently vanished to the point of no return. AKA the basement.

"Oh my God! You never said you had a cat!"
Sephiroth squeals, scooping up my poor kitty.

I get up, and Sephiroth looks up from cuddling my kitty and says,

"Um...You really shouldn't be walking around. Vincent thinks you broke your foot when you dropped your book on it. Speaking if that book, Cloud kinda...kidnapped it, and he won't give it back until he reads it."

I look at my foot, which is padded in an alarming amount of...Kleenex and tape. Apparently the monsters I call relatives, to be nice (so unlike me) used up all the gauze, band-aids and crap playing 'doctor' on their 'stuffies.' I blink at my foot, which looks more like a very ugly boot.

Blink.

"I need coffee." I say, resuming my march to the kitchen in search of life-giving caffeine.

Suddenly, I'm quite literally swept off my feet by none other that Vincent. I 'eep' in shock, while my inner fangirl squees in delight.

Vincent is even more smexy up close!, she says, while I attempt, and fail, to ignore how right she is.

"You really shouldn't walk around, you know." he says.

...I'm being held bridal-style by a suddenly-not-fictional-anymore video game character who is telling me not to walk around on my supposedly broken foot. Life is so weird.

"Uh...yeah. I kinda need to get to my room...It has like, my cellphone any stuff in it and-"

"I'll carry you"

He starts walking (in entirely the wrong direction, I might add), and I 'eep' again. He stops.

"Which way?"

"Um...Upstairs."

Vincent marches up the stairs. I direct him to my room, and he puts me on my bed and hands me my phone.

"If you need anything, yell for one of us. I really think you broke something in your foot."

Was Vincent always this serious? Hmmmm...Yeah, I guess so.

"Right. Sure. Okay."


...And that's the first chapter!