Curse Words
Greetings, this is Robot Electro Jones, the English language is used to communicate with others that share the same language or different. They converse on a certain subject or argument. But sometimes there are certain words that aren't rather expressive such as...well I cannot be too specific, but they can rather offend. Principal Madman learned that the hard way and especially me. It all started one morning at school, a pep rally was on schedule for Friday during school hours. Students act in a spiritual way for the football team, especially Shanon and the cheerleaders who laugh and shout words repetetivly.
Robot, Mitch, Cubey and Socks were hanging out under the bleachers at the football field
Robot- Shouldn't we attend the act of cheering with the other students outside
Mitch- No way Robot, it's more private
Cubey- Yeah but you can barely see the cheerleaders
Socks- Yeah I bet when you get closer their bras could show as they sweat
Cubey- Come on man, don't describe that shit while I'm here
Suddenly approaching the field along with the football team and coaches was Principal Madman who is given a written speech from the student council
Madman-Uhhh...I can barely read this...uhhh attention students, quiet y'all...uhhh...this Friday we are sure to beat the Raging Bulls, we are tough and we are...who wrote this...winners...lets show some spirit...that is all...oh and also...
The paper Madman reads has one more attachment
Madman- Asnwer principal Madman " what does he think of his students"
Shannon was pointed at by Madman and randomly responded
Shannon- Rad
Madman points at
- Uhhh...exceptional
Robot noticed all the entertainment from the bleachers and wished to be apart of the spirituality by hearing those ethustuatuc words
Later that day, school was over and everyone headed home
Socks- Guys wanna go to the movies
Cubey- Totally, heard they're re screening The Breakfast Club
Mitch- Coming Robot?
Robot- Yes, just need to stop by my locker
After his trip, Robot passed Principal Madman's door and heard him talking to Janitor Sleepyjeans
Madman- Those rotten students came up with the stupidest speech for me to say, I should've improvised but it's so much pressure having those students watch me be all like
Sleepyjeans- Like a buffering computer?
Madman- What...no
Robot kept hearing the conversation
Sleepyjeans- You should improvise tonight during the game
Madman- Yeah right, they should think of better words to spirit up this school
Sleepyjeans- Lets try, what does Madman think of his students
Madman decided to answer with a joke
Madman- You know what I think they are, they a bunch of motherfucking fags
Sleepyjeans stood silently, pretending he didn't hear that
Robot was unfamiliar with the words Principal Madman had responded, he thought Janitor Sleepyjeans might have gotten his breath taken away from the words, he thought that maybe he should say that word tonight at the game
Robot rushed out the building and headed up with his friends
Socks-Hey robot where ya been
Robot- I gotta go to the game tonight
Socks- What, come on Robot movies are most important than games
Robot- No what's important is the word I'm about to say when Principal Madman asks what he thinks of his students
Mitch- Oh yeah what?
Robot- I'll just say it to y'all, you are a bunch of motherfucking fags
Socks, Cubey and Mitch were shocked to hear Robots words, as if they realized he never cursed before
Socks- Dude Robot, what the fuck
Robot- I see you have been inspired by representing one of those words in your own sentence
Socks- I'm not inspired Robot, I'm offended
Robot- Are y'all not spirited, I must leave home so I may show Mom and Dad unit my high level words of enthusiasm
Cubey- Robot wait?
The boys couldn't stop Robot they had to do somthing before someone takes offense towards him
Robot headed to his house and greeted Mom unit
Mrs Jones- Good afternoon son
Robot- Good afternoon motherfucking fag
Mrs. Jones was shocked to hear her son speak words of offense she suddenly malfunctioned, Mr. Jones came into the room after hearing his son speak offensively to his mother
- Apolgize, apologize, apologize
Robot- Dad unit, I mean, motherfucking fag, Im not sure what is wrong with Mom unit
Robot fixed Mrs Jones with an cable shot and both parents glared at him with disappointment
Mrs Jones- You are in grounded mode
Robot- I don't understand
Robot ran off outside and decided to head to the game early, he passed Socks, Mitch and Cubey
Robot- Move it you fags
Mr and Mrs Jones headed out and saw their son run away and noticed his friends, they assumed they taught their son those offensive words and ran after them
Socks- Shit, I don't wanna get shot again
Robot's parents and friends followed them to the football field where the game was about to begin
The home and visitor bleachers were crowded and the team's were warming up as Principal Madman was about to once again give the same speech
Robot used his stretchy arms and legs to avoid incoming cars and houses until he finally reached the field
Principal Madman was nearly finished until he was about to read the attachment
Madman- Now what does Madman think of his students?
Robot hurled the fence near the concession stand and landed with his two feet right in front of Madman interrupting him
Madman- Robot Jones?
Madman pointed at Robot and blurted out his answer near the microphone
Robot- He thinks we are all motherfucking fags
Everyone was shocked to hear Robots words
Socks, Cubey and Mitch didn't make it in time to stop him even his parents were upset with hearing him as they entered the field
The cheerleaders even Shannon was unsatisfied with Robots words, including the team
Principal Madman was furious
Madman- Alright, that's it, you get out
Robot- But that's what you said, I heared you speak that sort of vocabulary in your office when Janitor Sleepyjeans asked you
Sleepyjeans hid away from the crowd
Madman, fed up with Robot and his unstable connection with the school, decided to agree angrily with his fact
Madman- Your right, I did say it and I will say it again...ha ha ha ha...YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING FAGS
Everyone was shocked to hear the true words come out of the principals opinion, Mr and Mrs Jones were extremely angry with Madman and Mr Jones approached Madman and kicked his ass
Robot- Now isn't everyone in spirit?
Data Log Entry
After my experience in sharing this sort of vocabulary with others they seem to take offense and are unsatisfied. I as a robot I do not understand these improvised words, but I have then learned from my friends that they say it just for fun but don't take them seriously towards others and I should be like my parents who don't approve of this vocabulary
After leaving the theatre and watching The Breakfast Club later that night with Socks, Cubey and Mitch, Robot was unfamiliar with what the character John Bender recently said in the film
Robot- Hey Socks, your a neo maxi zoon dweebie, was that alright
Socks- Yeah that does nothing
Robot- What about fuck you
Mitch- You got alot of course words to know
