Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. One rich chick. Wish I owned Sesshie's sexy ass, though!
Summary: I take the characters of InuYasha and describe your 'typical manager' according to the characters' respective profiles.
Block Head
He's impeccably dressed and well manicured, like that one very hot demon
prince, Sesshoumaru.
this so called VP.
of Goshinki.
His managerial skills & avoidance of any and all situations reek of that
deviant hanyou, Naraku.
And like the former Onigumo, manipulation and having others do his dirty
work for him is his motto.
If I get my way with the Tessaiga, I will scream "KAZE NO KIZU!" and I will
rip him a new asshole!
He has all the tact and commonsense of that block-headed, dog- eared,
Hanyou Hero, InuYasha.
In one ear and out the other my suggestions go. Keh! If I were Kagome, I
will tell him "OSUWARI!!!"
BAM! Down to the ground his sorry, lame ass would come and not run away
like Myouga-jiji.
If he condescends my person & creativity one more time, I will feed him to
that big fire kitty-cat, Kirara.
From day 1 he has totally & blatantly dissed my work & stroked his ego over
mine like Sango to Miroku.
Only so much of his crap I'll take & soon he'll know the meaning of one ass
pounding HIRAIKOTSU!
The best way to describe this guy's intelligence is one shard short of a
complete Shikon Jewel.
Even Rin and Aun have more thoughts than this Baka! Shit, even Crying
Mushrooms are smarter!
Looking at his emails & the Inu-like grammar he uses in them, I can tell in
life he ain't going farther.
His dull, unappealing personality can be summed up in two long words:
Kageroumaru and Juuroumaru.
One didn't talk & sucked all the air from everywhere & the other was a
spineless worm with an attitude.
Although, this guy can run his mouth in circles real fast for hours on end
like Kouga, one bad ass dude.
Unfortunately, this guy procreated and has carbon copies of himself (kids),
like the reborn priestess Kikyou.
Like her, he is vengeful, lives off of the souls of countless others and is
made of a hardened clay shell.
Maybe I can get a hold of the Shikon No Tama or do a Kazanna, so I may cast
him down to hell???
Why can't this damn annoying ningen be kawaii, furry, innocent & loveable
like the kitsune, Shippou??
Life ain't fair & neither will this Ode be. If nothing else works in this
fan-fic one shot, then in a small, locked room
The boss will be with that toad named Jaken, who'll smack him with the
Staff of Heads with a resounding boom!
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