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Warning: I have nothing to say.
Sakura walked back up to the door of the apartment she shared with her boyfriend of five months, Sasuke. They were in love, and anybody could tell just by looking at them that Sakura would die for Sasuke, and that Sasuke would most likely do the same. But anyway, Sakura opened the door and dropped her keys, before a sound that sounded strangely like moaning reached her ears. It was coming from the bedroom that she and Sasuke shared.
"Sasuke-kun?" she called as she hesitantly pushed open the door. Her jade green eyes widened as she saw Sasuke thrusting into Ino, her bestfriend. "Well, well, well! A party! And I'm not invited! Oh, Sasuke, Ino, I'm hurt!" she said mockingly. The two had stopped the intimate act once they sensed her chakra presence. Ino had a look of shame on her face, while Sasuke wore one of fear.
"S-sakura..." Ino began weakly before being cut off by Sasuke.
"This is NOT what it looks like!" he stated, as though fearing what his girlfriend would do to him. "I swear!" Sasuke addedwhen he saw Sakura's disbelieving face.
"I know," she said sweetly, walking over to the boy and petting him sweetly on his head. "I just think you might need some advice for the future, though," she said as she pulled out a duffel bag. Ino and Sasuke noticed she started to pile clothes into it, and anime question marks appeared over their heads.
"Sakura? What are you doing?" asked the blonde.
"Hm? Oh, just packing. Now, Sasuke-kun, I think you might find this helpful, so take notes, kay?
Number one: When cheating on your girlfriend, make sure she won't find out.
Number two: When cheating on your girlfriend, don't do it with her best friend.
Number three: When cheating on your girlfriend, do it when she is out of town, so she won't find out that you're cheating on her." At this Sakura smiled, and tossed the duffel bag at Sasuke and Ino. "And finally, when cheating on your girlfriend, prepare for a world of hurt." For the next couple of minutes, cries of pain could be heard echoing throughout Konoha, followed by the slamming of a door.
"Sasuke-kun!" called Sakura through her apartment door, "We're through! ...Oh yeah, and everytime I went to Suna, I slept with Gaara!" Sasuke and Ino gaped at each other, before they felt an uncomfortable breeze. They looked down, and saw that they were both standing naked, in public, where all of Konoha could see.
"Shit," was the last thing they said before bolting to their respective homes.
And that was how the mighty Uchiha got his butt whooped by a weak little kunoichi.
End! That's how I think Sakura should break up with Sasuke if he cheats on her. This is kinda crappy, but I wanted to get this story out of my head. Review, and this time flames are welcome!
