Laughs.
Hiei: Bitch, will you just do the damn disclaimer!
Kurama: Hiei don't talk to her that way.
Hiei: Why not?
DYK: Cause of a little secret and photo I haven't revealed.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: Well Hiei is right DYK, you should just do the disclaimer already.
Kuwabara: Has any one seen my cat?
DYK: How the hell did we go from the disclaimer to your fucken cat?
Kuwabara: Well she's been gone for over a week now.
Hiei: Well I can see why.
Kuwabara: What's that supposed to mean?
Hiei: It means your cat is afraid of your ugly face, baka(Idiot).
Hiei and Kuwabara start to fist fight. Hiei is winning.
Kuwabara: AAAAHHHH!!! DYK HELP!
DYK: Kurama, will you go break up the fight, please.
Kurama: Why me?
Yusuke: Do what your master tells you, Kurama.
Kurama: SHE AIN'T MY MASTER!
Yusuke: You sure obey her like she was sometimes.
Kurama: Why you...Uuh.
Kurama and Yusuke start to fist fight, too.
5 Minutes Later.
Everyone is knocked out now.
DYK: Gawd, I have to do everything myself.
DYK holds up a big card.
It says:
Disclaimer: DYK doesn't own YYH or any of the characters in the fanfiction besides herself. Oh, and the 100 gallons of apple juice in her fridge.
DYK: Sheesh was it that hard to hold up a freakin card?
DYK drops card and it hits her foot.
DYK: AH! FREAKIN DUMB ASS CARD! Ow, well on with the fanfiction, ow. Gawd, that was some heavy ass card.
Seven Personalities Chapter I
A Young boy with long flowing red hair is sound asleep in his bed. The sun starts to rise, as the light shines into the room. A middle aged women downstairs yells up to the young boy's room, " SHUICHII IT'S TIME TO GET UP"
The young boys eyes flutter open, his emerald eyes showing tiredness as he yawns and yells back," YES MOTHER!"
and then he says to himself," Gawd, it's the summer and she still wakes me up early."
He then yawns again and stretches.
This is 18 year-old Shuichi Minamino AKA Kurama to his friends. Once a cold blooded murder wanted in Makai. He is now hiding in the human world after being badly wounded in Makai. His long silver hair is now red flowing hair, his once amber eyes now emerald green, and his fox ears and tail are now gone. Now Kurama must live a normal human life till he can find a way to turn back into a demon permanently but even if he did he still needs to find a way to let his human mother know, but not to upset her, that he is a demon.
Young Shuchi starts to get dressed for another day at school. (From this point on Shuichi will be preferred to as Kurama except when his ningen beloveds like Shiori speaks to him)Kurama starts to head downstairs were he sees his human mother making breakfast. Kurama then says to her, " Morning mother"
she then replies back, " Morning honey"
" Mother today I'm going to go over to Yusuke's if that's all right"
" Yeah that's fine with me"
Kurama then finishes eating his breakfast and kisses his mother good bye and heads out the door.
Kurama starts heading down the street towards Yusukes home. About five minutes later he reaches Yusuke's door and knocks on it. Kurama patiently waits and finally Yusuke answers.
Yusuke then said, " Hello? Oh, hey Kurama what's up"
Kurama replied, " Very little I must say. May I come in"
" Oh, yeah. Sure"
Both Yusuke and Kurama enter Yusuke's house and go up to his room.
Both find Kuwabara and Hiei playing card with Kuwabara winning and Hiei very badly, losing. Kuwabara then looked up from his cards and said, " Hey Kurama what's up"
Kurama replied, " Well hello Kuwabara, Hiei . . . are you guys playing poker"
Hiei then said, " Hn. Yeah wanna play"
Kuwabara then tried to persuade Kurama more by saying, " Fsh...yeah come join I'm sure you can at least beat the shrimp."
Hiei suddenly dashes over to Kuwabara and puts his katana(Sword) against Kuwabara's throat saying, " Just cause I don't know the game and its flaws as well as you"
Kuwabara replies with fear in his voice, " Okay, okay whatever you say shrimp... I mean Hiei"
Hiei then said back, "...that's more like it"
He then puts away his katana(Sword). Yusuke, trying to persuade Kurama even more says, " Yeah Kurama come join they game before Kuwabara and Hiei kill each other"
Kurama good-heartedly laughed and answered, " Okay."
After playing poker for 10 hours Kurama finally decides to go home. Yusuke, trying to get him to stay longer said, "Are you sure you have to go Kurama? Come play some more"
Kurama replies in a well-mannered way, " No, I really must go it's already eight"
Kuwabara then jumps in and says, " Awww, well I guess we have to have fun beating the shrimp . . "
then he says under his breathe, " . . . instead of me"
Hiei gives Kuwabara a death glare as his hand is slowly reaching towards his katana(Sword). Kurama couldn't help but laugh.
Kurama turns to Yusuke and says, " Well, I'll be seeing you all later"
Then he smiles as Yusuke replies back, " Okay, thanks for coming"
Kuwabara says, " Yeah"
and Hiei says, " Hn"
Kurama then starts to walk home but half way there he stops and spots something shiny.
Kurama bends down and says, " What in the world"
He picks up a shiny purple like rock. Suddenly the rock starts glowing a very bright purple. Then Kurama yelled, " WHAT'S GOING ON"
A flash of bright purple light beams from the rock. Kurama's body suddenly feels like a ton and he slowly becomes weaker finally falling down to his knees. He then slowly starts to lose consciousness. Finally he faints with the rock tightly clutched in his hand.
DYK: Sorry but that's all for now. Gotta keep you all in suspense. Sorry but that's just the way I write my stories.
Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke wake up sitting on a couch.
Kurama: Oh... what happened.
Kuwabara: Why do I hurt so bad?
Yusuke: Where am I?
Hiei: Hn.
DYK: Glad you guys are up. Oh, and you guys missed the first chapter of the fanfiction.
All: What?
Yusuke: How did we miss it?
Kuwabara: Yeah.
Kurama: Well can you briefly tell us what the chapter was about, DYK?
DYK: Nope, you guys shouldn't have started to beat the shit out of each other and leave me to do the disclaimer all by myself, so no.
Hiei: Hn. Figures that the bitch won't tell us.
Kurama: Hiei quit talk to her like that.
Yusuke: Aw, little Kurama is defending his master.
Kurama: FOR THE SECOND TIME SHE AIN'T MY MASTER!
DYK: Kurama, will you go get me my Pepsi please?
Kurama: Uh..Yes.
All but Kurama and DYK snicker.
DYK: Well while I wait for my Pepsi.
Kurama: DYK do you want ten cans or twenty?
DYK: Um, twenty.
Kurama: Okay.
All 0o0.
DYK: What? Well like I was saying while I'm waiting please review and give me any ideas for future chapters. If you do I'll make sure to give you credit. And if you would like to take part in future chapters of Seven Personalities please let my know your character, his/her personality, and their relationship between the YYH cast if any. I don't allow GF or BF relationships for your character and the YYH cast. Although, not for the next chapter cause that one's already pre-typed. Sorry.
Kurama appears in a butler outfit carrying DYK's 20 cans of Pepsi.
Kurama: Here's your Pepsi madam DYK.
Yusuke: Like I said before 'She's your master'
Kuwabara: You never said that before.
Yusuke: Yeah I did just a minute ago.
Kuwabara: No I mean before that.
Yusuke: Before what?
Kuwabara: Never mind.
Hiei: Hn.
Hiei looks at DYK.
Hiei: You do know you drink that constantly, right?
DYK: Yeah I know. SO FUCK OFF!
Kurama is still in the butler outfit with a "help me" look.
Kurama: Please, please review before she starts taking it out on me. PLEASE!
DYK: Quiet, Kurama.
Kurama: Yes.
DYK: I'll update this fanfiction about every one or two weeks if possible except next week cause I'll be going to a camp for an entire week.
Everyone except Kurama cheers.
DYK: AH, SHUT UP! Besides you guys are coming with me.
All but Kurama: Shit.
DYK: Heh, Ja ne(See Ya). Oh, and FYI I took the story off to edit it because to many people were complaining like hell about my writing style so to all you people who complained thank you for your complaints and I hope you guys enjoy the newer version. And sorry but I was really pissed at first so I no longer have your old reviews so please send them again. Sorry for that. And I won't be able to update that much because I'm going to graduate from grade school and I need to concentrate on my grades and finals. Sorry.
CREDITS
Idea came from manga "Seven of Seven"
YYH Characters by Mr. Yoshihiro Togashi
DYK created by Me
Thanks to:
All the people that reviewed for chapter
The people that give me ideas and characters for future chapters.
And You, The readers
