On the first day of Christmas, StarClan gave to me, Tigerstar in a tutu!

Tigerstar's eyes darted back and forth. Fear filled every breath that steamed in the Christmas air. The clan must never know his secret.

Slowly and carefully, the great tom made his way through the swampy murks of ShadowClan territory to the wretched Carrionplace. Scents of rotten flesh and bone made his nose wrinkle in distaste. Flashing another quick glance over his shoulder, Tigerstar darted over to a small, leafless shrub. Twisting his massive body, he wriggled his way under the bush.

The tabby smiled as the miniature space under the shrub, opened up into a vast land, his land.

"Unicornland!" Tigerstar screeched the name as he bounded down the grassy slops, greeting each of his unicorns on by one.

"Hi Sparkle! Hi Lily! Whats up Heart? Looking good Rose. Oh! , is that a new dress?"

Elsewhere, in the forest...

"Buttercup, Buttercup", Russetfur mumbled her new warrior name under her breath. For years the rusty she-cat had been trying to think up a better, more "appropriate" name for a ShadowClan warrior. Much to Tigerstar annoyance, she had tried several different names including Horseradish, Fuzzypaws, and just plain Bob.

Suddenly, a chilly breeze ruffled the coat of the ShadowClan warrior. "Buttercup's" head snapped around as she caught scent of Tigerstar headed in the direction of the Carrionplace. Tipping her head, the she-cat shrugged, bounding after her very, very lost leader.

Back with Tigerstar...

"Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows!" Tigerstar sang, bounding around his magical land. A pink fuzzy tutu swirled around his haunches, shimmering in the light. With another surge of energy, the tabby sprang through the air, preparing to land behind a tree. Before he could though, a high pitch squeal of fear sounded, then was silenced by the dull thud of Tigerstar's rear landing on flesh.

Groaning in protest, two terrified balls of fur scrambled out from under the mound of fur.

"It was horrible, awful! I could never begin to explain the horrors I saw!" Screeched a ginger tom, cowering in fright.

"You need to lose some weight bowling ball butt", complained a grey apprentice.

A low growl rose in Tigerstar's throat. "Rowanpaw! Cedarpaw! What are you doing here?"

Cedarpaw ruffled his ashy coat. "Videotaping you". He held out a camera.

Tigerstar swung his paw at the device, but Cedarpaw was quicker. The tom tucked it under his coat, shaking a finger. "Uh-uh-uh! You work for us now, or else this will be all over the warriors wiki!"

The colour drained from Tigerstar's face. "You wouldn't dare!"

"Try me".

Back with "Buttercup"...

The ginger warrior padded through the leafy forest. Tall pines towered above her on either side as voles and mice skidded around her feet.

"I must be getting close", the warrior murmured to herself, stopping to rest. Her claws flexed in and out on the sandy hollow as she stared at the sunny rocks.

"Yah know", she mumbled to a passing mouse, "If I didn't know any better, I'd say I was in ThunderClan territory".

At the ShadowClan camp...

Christmas light plastered the dens as paper snowflakes fluttered about around the nursery. All the usually emo cats milled about in Santa hats, singing carols and sharing tongues. Yes, It was a happy camp. Everyone seemed content and merry. Everyone that is, except for Tigerstar.

The ShadowClan leader slouched in his den, listening to the endless demands Cedarpaw and Rowanpaw had.

"And we want to become warriors at tomorrows ceremony!" Announced Rowanpaw.

Cedarpaw nodded, "And we want extra fresh kill!"

"And more rocks!" Exclaimed Rowanpaw.

Tigerstar and Cedarpaw turned to stare at the young apprentice.

"Well you can never have to many rocks", mumbled Rowanpaw.

Cedarpaw shook his head, then preceded. "So Tigerstar old buddy, old pal, what about it?"

The great warrior turned to glare at the young apprentices. "No!"

Rowanpaw shrugged. "Well, I guess this might only get about 300,000,000 views, so yah, it doesn't really matter if we put this-"

But the young apprentice didn't even get to finish, for Tigerstar had already called a meeting, the babble of his words a steady bur as he bolted through the ceremony".

Now, back to "Buttercup"...

"So, then, I slapped him! And he was all like crying, and I was all like "haha", and he was all like "why you laughing?" and I was all like "your face" and he was all like "I don't get it" and I was all like "I know", so I slapped him and then he shut-up".

Buttercup paused in her story, glancing at the strange looking creature she had met. Long shiny feathers coated his black and white body as two webbed feet stuck out from below.

The ginger cat sighed, glancing at the barren landscape of snowy white. "I keep having this odd sensation that I'm not in the forest anymore".

At ShadowClan camp...

Tigerstar mumbled some nasty words under his breath as he hauled a truck-load of horrid moss from the elders den. He had already collected enough fresh kill for the apprentices to feed all four clans, as well as doing all of their chores, and made them warriors. If he could get his hands on them!

Suddenly, he heard the two warriors names being called. "Rowanclaw, Cedarheart!" Littlecloud bounded up to them. "Can I have my camera back now?"

Rowanpaw shrugged, yanking the camera from his fluff. "Here".

"Thanks". Littlecloud grinned. "I don't know why you guys wanted it. The thing doesn't even work".

Tigerstar dropped the bedding he had been holding, his voice rippling across the clearing. "IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK!"

Rowanclaw and Cedarheart took off, Tigerstar hot on their tails.

Suddenly, the bushes on the other side of the clearing quivered and out popped a dusty she-cat laden with mud and sticks.

"Tigerstar, thank goodness I found you! It's me! Buttercup!" The she-cat bounded towards her leader, arms outstretched.

The leader's eyes widen as he took off in the direction of Carrionplace, followed by "Buttercup", Rowanpaw, Cedarpaw, as well as half the clan and a penguin that "Buttercup" had brought home.

All in all, it had been a very weird 1st day of Christmas, especially with Tigerstar in his tutu.

Hope you enjoyed it. Chapters will be posted daily, as well the final chapter on Christmas day! Please R&R!

~Weird Person Who Lives On Mars