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A/N: Written for iypoems LiveJournal community.
Hanyou Rhymes
Kikyo
There once was a girl
named Kikyo
Who grew up to be a
powerful miko.
She'd wear a long
skirt
But they boys, they'd
get hurt
Whenever they tried to
peek-o.
There once was a girl
named Kaede
Who became a quite
buxom lady.
It started to show
When at dinner she'd
go
"Could I please have
some more of the gravy?"
Kagome and Kikyo
demanded
Inuyasha to show where
he standed.
He cleared out his
voice,
Almost uttered his
choice,
Then darted and left
them quite stranded.
Demons revered him for
miles.
He had a superb sense
of style.
When others would
cower,
Rin gave him flowers,
So he opened his mouth
in a ". . ."
There once was a girl
with a scheme
To marry the man of her
dreams.
She asked him with
pride,
But Jakotsu replied,
"Sorry, I don't
play for that team."
Sesshomaru made Rin all
better.
He promised to never
forget her.
But there was one time
She was left behind;
He couldn't recall
where he'd set her.
"Hanyous are very
pathetic,"
Sesshomaru smirked as
he said it.
Inuyasha got pissed
So he balled up his
fist
And he gave him some
justice poetic.
Inuyasha made Kagome
feel smothered
So she told him that
she'd met another.
"Who could it be?"
Inuyasha did shriek.
"None other than your
dear older brother."
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