Kagome's Gone Crazy
A/N: yea it's random and written without thinking so here it goes. Oh and I don't own any of the Inuyasha characters. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi so please don't sue me!
It was a bright beautiful day in Feudal Japan, and Kagome, Inuyasha and the others had nothing to do. They didn't have any leads on Naraku and they wanted a little time off because battling dozens of demons everyday was hard work.
They had stopped by a small stream surrounded by a grove of trees. They'd been there for three days and were enjoying themselves with waking up late, eating ramen, beating the crap out of Shippo, and staying up until the wee hours of the morning. They did have some problems though. When Kagome and Sango would go to the hot springs that were near by, Miroku would always end up following them and in turn getting slapped around until he was unconscious. Poor, poor pervert.
Kagome was currently bored and had a brilliant idea, "Hey! Let's go swimming!" she yelled, "Why now? I thought you didn't want to be seen in the nude." Replied Inuyasha in his sarcastic voice, "I don't you creep! I have a bathing suit. Duh!" "What the hell is a bathing suit?" Inuyasha asked, "It's a suit that you wear in the water. And it just so happens that I have suits for everyone!" So they all agreed to go swimming in Kagome's bathing suits.
"KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled, "What?" "What type of bathing suit is this?!" He shouted walking out from behind the bushes in a red polka dotted Speedo. , "Hey Kagome why can't I have one of those?" asked Miroku. He was quickly b-slapped by Sango. "What's wrong with it? It looks good to me." she said as innocently as possible "What's wrong with…Ah lets just go swimming its embarrassing standing out like this." Inuyasha grumbled and jumped into the water. Making a big splash and making the rocks all slippery. Kagome started to go in when she slipped on a rock. Her toe in the process slipped down the edge of a very sharp rock and a huge gash was ripped into her toe she also hit her head. Everyone stared as blood started to swell on her foot. Suddenly Kagome started laughing, "What's so funny?! You're bleeding!" yelled Inuyasha, "Hahahahahaha!!!" was the only reply. "Kagome bandage it up at least." Said Sango, and like Inuyasha she was only answered by the now going crazy laugh.
So they got Kagome bandaged up and she finally stopped laughing. "What did you find so funny?" asked Miroku. Kagome looked up and smiled, "Hehehe, my toe peed!" and with that she started laughing hysterically again.
A/N: Dang, it didn't turn out as funny as I thought it would. If you're thinking "Where the hell did she get this idea?" I'll tell you. I just cut my toe on my computer desk and started laughing even when it kept bleeding and I had to hop on one leg to get the band aid and Neosporin. Yep you know your life's pathetic when you start laughing at your bleeding foot.
