Disclaimer: I suppose it is reasonable to say that I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho . . . it's also reasonable to say that short shorts give wedgies to people who go down slides.
Author's Note: Wow, so I read this story and the phrase "I lied" inspired me to write something about Hiei and Kurama. It was supposed to be a serious number, but I kinda didn't have a place for it to go, so I thought, "What the hell?" Now, you have this . . . thing. Enjoy! Happy Readings!
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Something Kinky
By: Obsidian Sphinx
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"I will always hate that sly grin, both for its charm and for its capricious nature. It appears at such irregular periods and reveals nothing of its intent, but I cannot deny that it always catches my interest. It starts with a mere, almost undetectable tightening of the skin around his lips. Slowly, the corners of his mouth begin twitch, as though agitated by some invisible phenomenon, and one side embarks on a gradual arc upward, while the other lags behind a bit. It forms a wicked half smile full of mystery, intrigue and, on general principle, some form of hidden trouble.
I like it, but I am also irritated by it. Not everyone has the stamina that the infamous Kurama does and, frankly, I'm one of those individuals. I do not posses the eternal flare for existing that his kind does which, I have been informed, makes me a little mundane at times. So be it, I'll put my lot in with the mundane bunch rather than the nearly neurotic and exceptionally psychotic group. However, I must admit a little bit of excitement does appeal to me on the occasion, and my fox is always more than willing to provide me with that morsel of entertainment. Alas, discretion is not often considered during these episodes, and I am solely to blame for not keeping him in check, so really, this is my fault."
Yusuke knocked the back of his head against the wall and groaned. "Damn it, Hiei, I don't give a crap! Now could you please just untie my hands, take my pants off the donkey, unplug the black light, turn off the fan so that it will stop blowing the feathers, get Yomi out of that grass skirt and out from under the swinging pendulum of doom, take the blind folds off of those three dogs, wash the blue paint off of Jin, take the cheer leading squad's pom-poms from the football team, and the football team's personal protection cups away from the cheerleaders, make those man-slaves let go of Koenma, get that apple out of Botan's mouth, salvage what you can of Shishiwakamaru's hair and take the scissors away from Mukuro, have Chu take off and burn those leather chaps, have those elves stop pinching Touya's butt so that it's safe for him to stop making those questionable ice sculptures in front of Rinku, who really should have those shackles removed so that Suzuki can rinse off the glitter, tell the Amish butter churners to leave and get Kuwabara out of the sun because he's starting to sizzle, take the spiked collar off of the pig and release it, get Keiko and Yukina off of the Velcro wall, and for the love of God please put Genkai in something other than the leopard print bikini!"
-OWARI
