Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

Author's Note: I had this funny mental image of Logan being all "Mr. Innocent", but having a wild side (seriously, his twitter doesn't help things sometimes ;)!). Like that Youtube video about the make-out songs- that's the last one I would've thought he'd pick. Especially after I listened to it. Just, um, yeah. It made me think, "What else is Logan hiding?" lol…

When Logan came storming into 2J, Kendall knew this wasn't going to end well. "Hi Logan. What's up?"

"What's up? What's up? Oh, I don't know, the fact that you knocked up some groupie is what's fucking up Kendall."

Kendall had to admit, Logan was hot (and sexy) when he was mad. Kendall knew what Logan was talking about (it was a totally false rumor), but he wanted Logan to admit why it bothered him so much., so he said, "Oh, you mean Dawn?"

"Brown hair, hazel eyes, about 5'10"?"

"Yeah, that's her." Kendall said, "and she's not some groupie, she's my girlfriend. Has been for about three months."

"Does your mom know?"

"Yeah." Kendall said. "Why do you care anyway?"

"Because…" Why do I care? Logan thought. Oh, right, because I'm in love with him. "Our image. We have to look responsible. And knocking up fans isn't exactly responsible, last I checked."

"No other reason?" Kendall asked.

"Nope. Wait- three months? You mean…?"

"Yeah, right after we did whatever that was we did while we were both drunk." Kendall said. "You said it meant nothing, so I met her the next day, and the rest is history."

"Oh." Logan looked at Kendall, and finally decided that it was now-or-never. Just thinking about Dawn and Kendall together made Logan pissed. "Well, you can't be with her."

"She's having my kid Logan, of course I'm going to be with her."

"No, because I love you and I get jealous easily. And I don't share."

"You love me?"

"Yes. I have since that night. I just didn't know what to do. It's taken all of the self-resistance I have to not go over there and yell at her every time I see her."

"Logie." Kendall said, "All you had to do was say something."

"Yeah, it's too late now though."

"Actually, no it's not."

"But…"

"Logan, she told you how far along she was, didn't she?"

"Yeah. Three-and-a-half months."

"Right, and I didn't start dating her until three months ago. So there's half a month unaccounted for. Plus, we never had sex. That kid's not mine."

"But…" The words sank in. "You asshole! You knew the whole time and you let me go off like that. Why?"

"Cause you're cute when you're mad."

"Wait until you see me jealous."

"Can't wait."

*One Week Later*

Kendall found himself shoved up against his and Logan's bedroom door. "Logie, I said I was sorry. I didn't even know I was looking at her."

"I don't care. I told you I got jealous easily, didn't I?"

"Yeah."

"Well, now you saw it. I'm gonna make sure everyone knows you're mine." Logan said, attaching his lips to Kendall's neck and leaving a hickey. "And, this is just the beginning."

By the time they were done, Kendall had learned his lesson: never make Logan jealous. Kendall was thankful they didn't have rehearsals tomorrow- he was pretty sure he was going to be walking funny; he knew he was going to be sore.

"I'm sorry." Logan said.

"Logie, it's ok. It's my fault too. I should've listened to you. It won't happen again."

"You and I both know that's a lie." Logan laughed.

"True. I like that side of you."

"Ok, let's get some sleep."

"Yeah. Night Logan. I love you."

"Love you too."