Author's note: Hey, I'm back everyone! -.- No, I'm not dead or anything. I had a little school/summer legarthy crisis, but I'm back and I'll have lots of new stuff out soon, I promise. As for the fic, I don't own GW and I don't really own the title, either. It was Chrys' quote *waves at Chrys* Arigato!

Life... is like a suction cup...

"...fei...Wufei..."

Wufei absentmindedly slapped away the hand that Duo was waving in front of his face, "What is it, Maxwell?"

Duo was hanging out at Wufei's house, eating popcorn and watching old cartoons while Wufei tried to read a book. His thoughts had drifted off, however, but Duo's nagging had brought him back to reality.

"Just checking in to find out what far-off galaxy you were in just now," the long-haired bishounen grinned, "What were you thinking about, anyway?"

Wufei snorted and turned away. "Philisophical matters, something _you_ probably know nothing about."

Duo gasped in mock disbelief, " I am insulted, Wufei. I know lots about philosophy and stuff."

"Yeah, like what? Have you discovered the meaning of life?"

Duo reached for the bowl of popcorn, but before he ate any he showed the bowl to Wufei. "Life... is like reverse popcorn. It starts out big and hot, but then it shrinks and cools off, and wow, this sounds really perverted if you think about it!" Duo winked and nudged Wufei in the side. Wufei just gave Duo an agitated glance.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. And anyway, what you started out describing was how the _Earth_ was created. I'm talking about life, existance."

"Well, excuse me, Mr. Can't-take-a-joke! Well, then..." Duo thought for a moment, then pointed at a commercial on the television, " Life is like a toaster. You're shoved in, then things heat up for a while, and when you're done you pop back up, but you're all charred, and-" Duo paused, thinking about turning into toast, as Wufei became more and more irritated.

"You just don't get it, do you? I'm trying to have a philishophical conversation with you, and all you can think about is compariong the reason we exist to mundane objects on TV! Whatever created the universe sisn't base humanity on some random item to be shown during breaks! You can't win the Nobel prize with the thesis, 'Life is like a suction cup- but ONLY on Tuesdays!!'" Wufei stopped to calm down, and looked over at Duo to find him deep in thought.

Finally, he spoke up, "So, are you saying that life is based on some cosmic knick-knack used millenia before we were born?"

"... Well, I-"

"And that trying to define it is relatively pointless, sice we should be out living our lives instead of trying to explain them?"

"No, that's not it..."

Duo sighed, "Then I don't get it. No matter what I say, or how intelligent it is, you'll continue to say I'm wrong."

"Well, that's how it works. We're supposed to have a clever and thought-inspiring repartée untill we have to go," Wufei amended lamely.

Duo picked up his coat and sighed again, "Then I'll see you. I'd have a better time talking to Trowa."

Wufei just went back to his book. "Hmph. Bye." He waited untill Duo had left to add, "Well, you're no fun at all."

~Owari~

Yes! I finished a story! *dances around* And for those of you who "just don't feel like reviewing," a Chibi-Quatre-on-Zero is currently being shipped to your home. Aw, just review. I love y'all. ^_^