Skoob

In a galaxy far far away…

There was a man; a creature, if you will.

He went by the name of Sir.

Now, today I'll be talking about one of his many stories, yet this one has never been told

This is called: Holding it in

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away…

There was a man; a creature, if you will.

He went by the name of Ja

Now, today I'll be talking about you.

You see, you are a creature; a man, if I will.

You went by the name of Sir Ja.

Now, today I'm too lazy to write a story, and so I'll be holding it in; my turd, that is.

Gooey.

This is called: Reaching out

Hold it in… reach out…

*Splat*

"Zoinks!"

""

Look at this man, so fragile yet crisp like the grilled shrimp on the seashore of Olive Garden's very own Appetizer!

"May I have some more breadsticks please"

"That'll be 0.5€. Thank you, Sir."

"Unfortunately I don't have 0.5¥."

"No I said '£!' not '€!'."

As the man spoke to himself, he slowly realized what had become of him.

An evil presence had overcome his mind, surging strength had taken him over, pushing him to his limit and draining him of all that he knew. And yet, in the midst of this great pressure of presence, a figure appeared, grizzly yet groomed right outside the door, holding something in their hand. It was then that he knew; Scrappy was back.