Poking Fun at Toonami's Version of Rurouni Kenshin

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters.

Botan Minamino: Ok…I have a question for you, why do you screw up Rurouni Kenshin? I know the show…and Toonami butchered it! Somethings in the Toonami version do not make sense.

Some guy who was trying to beat Kaoru in episode two: You bitch!

Toonami ppl: :::Gasp::: Cursing is not good for children to hear! :::Redubs it so that it says "You witch!":::

Botan: Hey, how did you let Gundam Wing get away with saying "crap" here and there?

Toonami ppl: Really they did say that? Oh, we didn't know…

Jine: One last thing Battousai! :::Draws his sword and stabs himself. Blood splatters all over the place…well not really:::

Toonami ppl: No! The characters are NOT allowed to kill themselves! Blood is bad too! Children should not be allowed to see it.

Kenshin: …this is Rurouni Kenshin, that it is…there is such thing as blood, killing and cursing in this show. It is not a happy wonderful world that we live in.

Yahiko: Kenshin's right, I mean look at what you did to Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon. Americans are the worst!

Botan: That is besides that point Yahiko. Think about Adult Swim.

Yahiko: Oh…yeah…they edit somethings from those shows too, but not as much.

Sanosuke: They left Outlaw Star edited when they put it on!! I wanted to see the nudity!

Girls: Hentai!

Sanosuke: Am not!

Kaoru: They could have put Rurouni Kenshin on Adult Swim…I mean, that is the least they could do.

Botan: Hey, at least they kept the hot springs scene! :::Smiles evilly::: Where Kenshin stood up and went to the girls' side.

Fangirls: :::All get a nosebleed thinking about it:::

Toonami ppl: Maybe we should have cut that out too…

Misao: Think about what's going to happen with the Kyoto arc…

Kaoru: :::Looks blankly…can't think that far ahead:::

Kenshin: Poor Shishio, they will botch his death…and Miss Yumi's too.

Yahiko: Hell, they will cut every thing out!

Toonami ppl: You can't say "hell"!

Yahiko: I'll say it if I want to say it you damn Toonami jackasses.

Toonami ppl: Redub it! :::They redub the last line:::

Redubed Yahiko: I'll say it if I want to say it you darn Toonami losers.

Misao: :::Throws her kunai at the Toonami staff:::

Saito: I wish to kill them, to preserve Rurouni Kenshin. :::Stabs the Toonami staff to death:::

Botan: Oi…I have a lot of work to do…:::Guides all the souls of the Toonami staff members to Reikai where they are judged as evil for editing good shows by Enma-daioh and are sent to Meikai:::

A/n:

For those who know nada of Yu Yu Hakusho and Japanese terminology:

Hentai: Pervert

Reikai: Spirit world, contains the gate of judgment, where a person's soul is judged

Enma-daioh: King Enma, the ruler of Reikai.

Meikai: Nether World, where the souls of the wicked go