Bees

This is a crack fic! It's been a while since I've made a Merlin one…

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As they always are when crap goes down, Merlin and Arthur were hunting in the woods. Suddenly, a branch fell off a tree. Now, this normally wouldn't be a problem unless Merlin makes the branch fall on your head, but he had nothing to do with Merlin's secretty battle tactics. This was, for once, just a branch falling cuz branches CAN do that on their own sometimes. Anyway, the branch didn't hit them, so that wasn't the crap that went down. The crap that went down was this:

The branch had a bee hive on it.

Merlin and Arthur were all like HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP and tried to gallop away on their horses. Of course, the bees caught up with them. However, the bees didn't sting them. They surrounded them, and their horses instantly stopped. Then, some of the bees separated and a dude stepped into the little bee dome.

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" the dude yelled.

At the dude's command, the bees all started dancing. And hen Merlin and Arthur also started dancing cuz the dude did say everybody.

Out of nowhere, Gaius poofed there too and did his eyebrow thing.

"The hell are you doin?" he asked.

However, no one answered him. They just kept dancing. So, Uther crawled out of Gaius's beard and did his glare thing because people spontaneously dancing was OBVIOUSLY magic.

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!," he yelled.

He then magically conjured a sword and executed everyone. Even Arthur.

"You know, you just used sorcery," Gaius's ghost said.

"Yeah, but I the king, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Uther replied.

And then he farted out rainbows and flew back to the castle like the hypocrite he is.

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