Welcome To Gotham


Welcome to Gotham.

Hope you survive the encounter.

It's a thriving city with the highest crime rate in the country.

Don't go outside at night, you won't go back in.

Half the doctors in this city are obsessed with ice, plants, and, fear gasses.

The only thing we're famous for exporting is super criminals.

Every single one of them is held in an insane asylum with a revolving door.

Don't bother sending a cake with a file, they'll bring one themselves.

Every ten visits they get a coupon for a free breakout.

Name a gimmick, there's a villain for it.

Clay? Check.

Birds? Check.

A compulsion to tell riddles? Double check.

The worst of all is the smiling man.

This clown kills with a smile and will make you die laughing.

Where did he come from?

Why does he do what he does?

Who knows.

The cops are no help. Half of them are paid off by the mob.

Those that remain are not enough to control the rampant crime.

The commissioner has an ally.

Unfortunately, he's a nut dressed like a flying rodent.

At first he worked by himself.

He killed the crooks.

But then he stopped.

He was joined by a kid in red and green.

Now he has an entire troupe of spin offs and rip offs.

He joined a team, and killed a new god.

He turned himself into a franchise.

Yet somehow, he can't stop all the insane nutjobs.

Welcome to Gotham

We have the highest crime rate in the country.

Don't go outside at night.

Now leaving Gotham.

Come again soon.