Saturday May 14th
I have put lots of foundation on to cover up my red little lurking lurkers before Yzzy's party.
5.38pm
Walking to Yzzy's with Daisy.
5.39pm
Her fringe is to long, and full of annoyingosity. I said "Do you think it will be as mad as her last party?"
Dai said "Oh it was totally over the top and unexpected wasn't it!" Oh what in the name of pants is she on about? "I'm way more prepared this time!"
"Yes, Dai."
5.48pm
At Yzzy's place, looking in her mirror.
I think these red sunnies look very good on me, even if I do say so myself.
5.49pm
This is absolutely bonkers! Her boyfriend, Leo is wearing skinny pink short shorts! Yz is wearing matching leopard print ones.
5.57pm
Brilliant! Now Ben is dancing like an idiot.
5.58pm
Okay so he is quite a larfff.
5.59pm
And good looking.
6.08pm
Its really hot in here I need to take a breather!
6.09pm
Sitting in Yzzy's front garden, gazing at the stars. V nippy noodles.
"Liberty!"
I turned around to see Eliza standing at Yz's gate.
I said "Elizabelle!" (yes that is her name!)
She said "Did you miss me?"
"oh jah"
"How was pizza-a-go-go land?"
"Good have you been reading your sisters diary again?"
I nodded like a loon on tablets. Then broke out into uncontrollable laughter.
6.11pm
Trying to teacher 'the ace gang' one of Georgia's routines for a Viking dance, or something.
1 minute later
We're sort of getting it.
Abit.
2 minutes later
Luckily Yzzy has sky so we can keep rewinding eastenders and playing it again.
8.37pm
Playing truth or dare with the girlies and lads.
Issy said "Er, yeah, Libbs, snog er, Harry!"
OH NO NO NO She knows how much I dislike Harry! I glared at her as Harry leaned towards me.
8.40pm
Ew if you like spit then that was slober sensation. But I don't, yuccck!
10 seconds later
And double merde.
8.43pm
In Yzzy's tarts wardrobe.
Reapplying lippy and washing my poor infected face. Dai came skipping in. "This is quite groovy isn't it?"
"Yeah, very" I said sarcastically.
"Oh! I think that Jacob is quite a fitty, don't you?"
"Hahahahahah!" you must be joking.
Her face was completely serious "Soooo, does he like you?" I covered quickly. Pheeew.
"I don't know I'm on the bridge of confusosity.
"Well, he says after a good kiss, 'see ya later'"
"Oh I read about that in Georgia's diary. The old see ya later, she found that if they say see you later, they really do, but otherwise its just a sort of kind gesture?"
Yes indeed I am a very wise owl.
"Oh I cant remember!" she sniffed like a baby.
"I'm sure his just shy, Dai!" she smiled again, but I have not read enough of George's diary to know what the pants I'm talking about.
11.07pm
On my way home, with Dai, she's staying the night. I said "Dai, I think Ben is a bit groovy." She was hitching her rucky up her back, like a mad women on mad pills.
She kept going "Ben, Hmmm, Ben" as she actually, for real stroked her chin.
