Here's the next story I am going to write, but it is going to hopefully be fluffy this time…

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, because if I did I would sell it on eBay…

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Naruto's POV:

I watched as the bird carelessly peck at the ground, unaware that it was being hunted. Crouching low on my hunches, I prepared to pounce on my prey. Just as i was about leap and finish off the bird, a brown tiny blur sped out from under the bush that i had been hiding under and scared the bird away. Pissed I growled at the small squirrel that had stopped running in circles, but instead was hopping excitingly up and down. "Naruto! Naruto! Guess what!" The squirrel chattered.

Sighing, i got out from under my hiding place and sat in front of the still jumping squirrel. "This better be good Rock Lee, you just chased away my breakfast." Rock lee stopped jumping and winced at the evil look that the yellowish red fox was shooting him. "It is! I promise!" I shook my fur irritatingly, "well get on with it."

The squirrel nodded his head getting excited again. "You know that monkey that lives in the south side of the forest?" Nodding I replied, "Neji? Yea I know him, did something happen?" The squirrel began to twirl in circles, "yup yup, something sure did! He's getting married!" I cocked his head curiously, "married? To whom?" "That's the best part! He's marrying that white bear from that cave by the river, and guess what else? We're invited to see the official ceremony!" i made a face, "Neji's marrying Hinata? A bear and a monkey?" Rock Lee laughed, "it's not unusual for different species of animals to mate, remember Gaara?" "That raccoon that is always going into the human village?" "Mm hm. We're officially dating."

"Really? Well anyways, when and where is this so called ceremony?" "Next week by the river near the wolves den." "Fine, well maybe I'll go, but you have to go with me, alright?" "Ok, but Gaara is coming too." i nodded, "now that that is decieded, please go away so I can catch my food." The squirrel laughed as the fox lightly pushed him along with his snout and turned towards the bushes again. "Bye Naruto see you!" Swishing my tail I nodded as I disappeared into the bushes.

Sasuke's POV:

Yawning, the silver and black wolf stretched eying the monkey warily. "Why am I doing this again?" I growled annoyed. "Because as my best man in the ceremony, you need to make sure I look my best." The monkey stated carefully grooming his fur. "The ceremony isn't until next week, why are you preparing now?" Neji sighed, "you wouldn't understand." I rolled my eyes, and laid my head between my paws, "whatever."

"Seriously Sasuke, we need to get you a mate." The monkey said disapprovingly. "Ch, yea to who? That pink slut of a rabbit, what was here name?" "Sasuke that's not very nice to say about Sakura, and she only acts like a slut around you, me, her friends, and-" "The whole forest?" I finished for him. "Ok, fine. She's a slut but it still isn't nice." "Please Neji, you only said yesterday that you wished some random animal would rip that whore into shreds of whorefetti (Author's note: Get it? Whore and confetti? :D) "That's not the point Sasuke," the monkey sighed, "I got to go, how do I look?" I shrugged, "like a monkey, now go and tell Hinata I said hi."

Neji nodded, "alright, and don't worry Sasuke, next week at mine and Hinata's ceremony, I find you a mate." The monkey shot the wolf a goofy smile and dashed into the trees. I shook my head thinking, 'over my dead body would I let you chose my mate.'

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End of chapter 1! Alright, I will not continue this story until I get ten reviews. Yes I am being mean and stingy, but I need more reviews!! Anyways, quick note, the characters are all full blood animals, no they're not nekos, demons, or ranged from mutt and purebred. They're animals, Ok? Well yea…Until next time, peace!