Karkat scratched his head while browsing through his crabtop's folders. 'Doing research for fucking projects Sollux works on is annoying as fuck.' While scrolling he catches a glimpse of a folder he has not visited in a while, one word catching his eye; Gamzee. He looked around hesitantly as he opened the folder and began to browse his collection of picture of his clown friend. As he begins to scroll he did not notice the troll who had slipped beside him and was now glancing over his shoulder.
"wHaTcHa LoOkInG aT, bEsTfRiEnD?"
Shocked, Karkat jumped in surprise and quickly covered his screen. "WHAT THE FUCK, GAMZEE? DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!" He gave Gamzee a harsh glad, the clown simply smiled back. "SoRrY, bRo, YoU jUsT lOoK mOtHeRfUcKiNg CuTe ToDaY. :o)" He said lazily, looking at his moirail. Karkat blushed with anger and embarrassment, "YOU'RE HIGH, FUCKASS."
"HeHe, So? YoU'rE sTiLl CuTe As FuCk." The Capricorn leaned on his Cancer friend and kissed him on the cheek tenderly. "W-WHAT THE-?" Before Karkat could finish, the weight pressed against him knocked him off balance and he fell into the floor, Gamzee toppling onto him. He heard his friend's ;laughter ringing in his ears and groaned with displeasure. As he opened his eyes Karkat realized how extremely close his chuckling troll had become to his face, Gamzee's orange scented breath brushing his lips. "GAMZEE! GET THE FUCK O-!" He suddenly felt a pair of warm lips crash onto his own in a clumsy attempt of a kiss. He gasped a bit, shoving his hands against Gamzee's chest, but the troll was not to be moved. 'Moirails aren't supposed to do this are they? Hell no! Then why was this happening? And why the FUCK am I enjoying this?' Slowly he gave into the kiss and lightly returned his clown's affection.
He faintly tasted of sopor and orange Faygo, a repulsive mix, but this surprisingly wasn't affecting the smaller troll. Gamzee kissed him again and let out a laughed, breaking the kiss, gazing down at the object of his affection with a smile. "W-WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, CLOWN FUCK?" Karkat looked away, his face as red as his blood. Gamzee just began to laugh loudly, "WHAT?" the Cancer demanded. "NoT a DaMn ThInG, bRo, YoU jUsT lOoK mOtHeRfUcKiNg AdOrAbLe." Karkat glanced at the troll hovering above him. 'He's such a fucking idiot. Who the fucking hell says shit like that?'
"I ReAlLy LiKe YoU, bEsTfRiEnD. :o)"
"DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU, GAMZEE."
"MaN, i Can SaY i MoThErFuCkInG lOvE yOu."
"DON'T TEMPT ME, FUCKASS.'
