Hi there. This is a poem I was going to enter in a M.A.D.D. (mothers
against drunk driving, for those who don't know) contest. It has been
sitting on my computer since last May, and I never entered it, so I figured
I'd see what you guys think. I altered it to make it seem like Bakuras Yami
did the deed. Tell me what you guys think plz :P

Note: Yami Bakura is the narrator, then he and normal Bakura go back and
forth. And once in a while a cop talks so I put "cop" (the word) in
brackets.

Basically, the word in the brackets tells you who's talking.

My first Yu-gi-oh poem.

Rating: PG-13. There's a bit of cussing from Yami Bakura

Disclaimer: there's not much to own, except Bakura's name...and I don't own
it...

(Yami Bakura)
Here I am, sitting in a cops chair.
I'm twiddling my thumbs and stroking my hair.
He's not happy all, he's pissed as hell...
You wanna hear my story? Well listen good, and listen well.

(Flashback)
I went to a party.
To sit, and talk and be lazy, (hardly)
I had a margarita, and 1 vodka (ok a few)
I was still thirsty, so I had some wine (just a shot or 2)
I was getting dizzy, but the drinks kept coming,
I loved the feeling of my adrenaline pumping
I ran to the bathroom, threw the drinks up,
I left the bathroom, & had to sit, I couldn't even stand up

The drinks went around and around
It was so tempting; I didn't bother to turn them down.
My vision started to get blurry
My friends started to worry.
They told me I should go
I looked at them angrily and shouted "no!"
After a while, guests started to leave
Once again I wanted to heave
I got up from my chair, to go to my car,
I parked it 3 blocks away; I knew I couldn't make it that far

I made it to the car, opened the door, and buckled up
I got out my keys, and revved the engine up
I got on the highway, I was fine
I looked in front of me and saw a sign.
It said, "Caution, construction ahead"
No problem, I thought, detour instead
So I got on a side road. I tried to turn the wheel,
I missed the turn, my tires started to squeal
I drove straight into a car
My car kind of bounced the other car hit a wall

I got out of my car, and I couldn't think
All I could do was stare and blink
An ambulance came, doctors got out
They freed the people; I wanted to go over to them and shout.
I stopped a doctor, but all he did was glare.
His eyes started to bulge, his nostrils started to flair
"You killed a mother and her newly born son..."

(Flash to present)
Well...that's what happened, that's what I did.
I killed some lady I don't know, and her little kid.
Am I sad? Bet you think so.
But really...I'm not. That's just two more people, I'll never know.
Ya, my name is Bakura, I'm here in a chair,
Twiddling my thumbs and stroking my hair.