Barret,Tifa,Red: Cloud... what the fuck?
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: its not my fault that the tires suck...
Tifa: theres not a damn thing wrong with the tires...
Barret: God damn it, let me drive. *Tries to push Cloud out of his way with his blubber*
Cloud: Get the fuck off me you fat ass gaylord fauker!!!
Barret: (says in taunting voice) If you dont let me drive ill fart again!
Sephiroth: ...
Tifa & Red: let him drive!
Cloud: Fuck no... just beca...
Barret: *FART*
Cloud: Oh God that smells like ***passes out***
Barret: Yea!
(Barret moves to the front while cloud goes to the back, causing the all the tires in the car to go flat)
Barret: doh! *part of blubber hits sephiroth in the face*
Sephiroth: *wakes up from a slumber* Ok... I wake up, it smells like shit and a retarded person is driving us the neiblehem mountains at 80 mph.
Barret: But...
Sephiroth: *puts sword through the seat*
Barret: *dies*
Sephiroth: *throws barrets' fat body out the car window* there.... were 1000 pounds lighter.... maybe we can get some better milage now...
(Barrets' body rolls down the mountain and demolishes neiblehem again)
Cloud: my hometown! you bastard!
Kyle: *jumps on the winshield*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!
Kyle: you stole my line! You bastard!
Kenny: *walks in the middle of the street and get squished by the car*
Kyle: you killed kenny you....
Sephiroth: *reaches forward and pulls on the emergency brake*
Kyle: *NUAAAHHHHHH*
(Everyone flies and hits the dash besides sephiroth)
Cloud: IM GONA KILL YO....
Sephiroth: Oh shut up
Cloud: yes sir
Tifa: *sweat drop* Dont let sephiroth controll you like tha...
Sephiroth: SHUT UP
Tifa: yes sir
Cloud: *Sweat drop*
Red: my arms hurt...
Cloud: ^.^;; you dont have arms!
Red: ^.^;; oh ya
*Car reaches peak of the 1st of 100 mountains*
Cloud: CAN WE STOP!!! I NEED TO GO PEE PEE
Sephiroth: *jumps in driver seat* Shiney!!! *puts finger half way down to push horn*
Cloud: BAAAAATTTHHHHH RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Sephiroth: *finger stops going toward button and stomps on the brake*
Cloud: *flies through the winshield* SEPHIROTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO....
Sephiroth: *puts his foot on the gas peddal to the floorbord* (thinks to himself is this smart?)
*Car crushes Clouds legs*
Cloud: MY LEGS!!!!
Sephiroth: *stomps on breaks, and floors it in reverse*
Cloud: *random image of Starwars pops into clouds head: USE THE FORCE CLOUD* IM GONA KILL YOU WITH THE FORCE!!!
*Cloud bens over as a sound of a foghorn is heard comming out of his ass; Car flys down the mountain and everyone but sephiroth jumps out*
Sephiroth: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *BOOM*
*Sounds of Kyle beating the shit out of Sephiroth are heard*
Cloud: HAHA!!!!
Red: Man... I feal sorry for that loser!!!
*Sephiroths sword flies like a javalon and pieces through the head of Red*
Sephiroth: *blasts ultima at kyle* Runs up mountain
Cloud: *grabs Sephiroths sword* ILL KILL YOU WITH IT!!!
Sephiroth: (panting) givvvve me...
Cloud: *swings and cuts off sephiroths' pinky finger*
Sephiroth: OMG!!! MY FINGER!!! AHHHHHHH IM GONA DIE!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Cloud: *laughs*
Sephiroth: MOMMY!!!!
Tifa: Quit being a baby...
*Aeris walks from the shadows and into view*
Cloud: *mouth drops, and drops sword*
Sephiroth: *runs, picks up his sword, and in 1 instant jumps up in the air and puts sword through
the back of aeris*
Aeris: *Dies*
Sephiroth: *laughs at cloud, and pulls sword out of her back and walks away toward a "Warning:
Extreme Fall Ahead" sign*
Cloud: *runs toward Sephiroth with rage in his head*
Sephiroth: *stops* hahahaha... Its funny that she died..... you will too... just wait and se.....
*Cloud pushes Sephiroth off the cliff*
Sephiroth: *Dies*
*Cut scene in hell*
Satan: BUAHAHAHAHAHA Greg Flagge eh? hrm.... 10,000 years of burning for you *pulls cord*
Greg: NA NNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls into open flames and seems to melt away*
Sephiroth: *gulp*
Satan: NEXT!
Sephiroth: Sephiroth
Satan: hrm... lets see... eternity of burning for you! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sephiroth: BUT BUT BUT I CAN BE YOUR... UM.... SIDEKICK???
Satan:... *pulls cord without saying a word*
Sephiroth: *jumps out of way of opening door*
Satan: WHA!???
Sephiroth: *Slahes Satan into 300 pieces and dusts them up* time to burn for eternity your
fucking self!!!
Satan: *thinks to himself: mommy!!*
Sephiroth: *Throws remains of Satan into his own fire pit* HAHA!!!
Sephiroth: *sits down in throne*
*Back on earth*
Cloud: I betcha Sephiroth is getting tortured! *laughs*
Red: *stops eating aeris' dead body* what'd you say?
Cloud: !?
Cloud: *Runs full speed at red and hits hit with his fist*
Red: *Flys backwards* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???
Cloud: your eating Aeris!!!
Red: SO???? SHES DEAD ANYWAY!!! BESIDES I GOTTA EAT RIGHT???
*Buggy full of Southpark characters pulls up*
Cartman: RESPECT MY MOTHA FUCKIN AUTHORITAHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out AKA-47 and spreys them down*
Cloud: um... yea...
Red: *gets shot in the head* *dies*
*Half blown up kyle crawls up mountain*
Cloud: ^.^;; *Runs as fast as he can and kicks Kyle in the head*
Kyle: DAMN YOU FUCKKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cloud: *summons Choboco & mog*
*Fat choboco appears in the distance and lands on kyle*
Kyle: *dies*
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: its not my fault that the tires suck...
Tifa: theres not a damn thing wrong with the tires...
Barret: God damn it, let me drive. *Tries to push Cloud out of his way with his blubber*
Cloud: Get the fuck off me you fat ass gaylord fauker!!!
Barret: (says in taunting voice) If you dont let me drive ill fart again!
Sephiroth: ...
Tifa & Red: let him drive!
Cloud: Fuck no... just beca...
Barret: *FART*
Cloud: Oh God that smells like ***passes out***
Barret: Yea!
(Barret moves to the front while cloud goes to the back, causing the all the tires in the car to go flat)
Barret: doh! *part of blubber hits sephiroth in the face*
Sephiroth: *wakes up from a slumber* Ok... I wake up, it smells like shit and a retarded person is driving us the neiblehem mountains at 80 mph.
Barret: But...
Sephiroth: *puts sword through the seat*
Barret: *dies*
Sephiroth: *throws barrets' fat body out the car window* there.... were 1000 pounds lighter.... maybe we can get some better milage now...
(Barrets' body rolls down the mountain and demolishes neiblehem again)
Cloud: my hometown! you bastard!
Kyle: *jumps on the winshield*
Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!
Kyle: you stole my line! You bastard!
Kenny: *walks in the middle of the street and get squished by the car*
Kyle: you killed kenny you....
Sephiroth: *reaches forward and pulls on the emergency brake*
Kyle: *NUAAAHHHHHH*
(Everyone flies and hits the dash besides sephiroth)
Cloud: IM GONA KILL YO....
Sephiroth: Oh shut up
Cloud: yes sir
Tifa: *sweat drop* Dont let sephiroth controll you like tha...
Sephiroth: SHUT UP
Tifa: yes sir
Cloud: *Sweat drop*
Red: my arms hurt...
Cloud: ^.^;; you dont have arms!
Red: ^.^;; oh ya
*Car reaches peak of the 1st of 100 mountains*
Cloud: CAN WE STOP!!! I NEED TO GO PEE PEE
Sephiroth: *jumps in driver seat* Shiney!!! *puts finger half way down to push horn*
Cloud: BAAAAATTTHHHHH RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Sephiroth: *finger stops going toward button and stomps on the brake*
Cloud: *flies through the winshield* SEPHIROTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO....
Sephiroth: *puts his foot on the gas peddal to the floorbord* (thinks to himself is this smart?)
*Car crushes Clouds legs*
Cloud: MY LEGS!!!!
Sephiroth: *stomps on breaks, and floors it in reverse*
Cloud: *random image of Starwars pops into clouds head: USE THE FORCE CLOUD* IM GONA KILL YOU WITH THE FORCE!!!
*Cloud bens over as a sound of a foghorn is heard comming out of his ass; Car flys down the mountain and everyone but sephiroth jumps out*
Sephiroth: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *BOOM*
*Sounds of Kyle beating the shit out of Sephiroth are heard*
Cloud: HAHA!!!!
Red: Man... I feal sorry for that loser!!!
*Sephiroths sword flies like a javalon and pieces through the head of Red*
Sephiroth: *blasts ultima at kyle* Runs up mountain
Cloud: *grabs Sephiroths sword* ILL KILL YOU WITH IT!!!
Sephiroth: (panting) givvvve me...
Cloud: *swings and cuts off sephiroths' pinky finger*
Sephiroth: OMG!!! MY FINGER!!! AHHHHHHH IM GONA DIE!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Cloud: *laughs*
Sephiroth: MOMMY!!!!
Tifa: Quit being a baby...
*Aeris walks from the shadows and into view*
Cloud: *mouth drops, and drops sword*
Sephiroth: *runs, picks up his sword, and in 1 instant jumps up in the air and puts sword through
the back of aeris*
Aeris: *Dies*
Sephiroth: *laughs at cloud, and pulls sword out of her back and walks away toward a "Warning:
Extreme Fall Ahead" sign*
Cloud: *runs toward Sephiroth with rage in his head*
Sephiroth: *stops* hahahaha... Its funny that she died..... you will too... just wait and se.....
*Cloud pushes Sephiroth off the cliff*
Sephiroth: *Dies*
*Cut scene in hell*
Satan: BUAHAHAHAHAHA Greg Flagge eh? hrm.... 10,000 years of burning for you *pulls cord*
Greg: NA NNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls into open flames and seems to melt away*
Sephiroth: *gulp*
Satan: NEXT!
Sephiroth: Sephiroth
Satan: hrm... lets see... eternity of burning for you! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sephiroth: BUT BUT BUT I CAN BE YOUR... UM.... SIDEKICK???
Satan:... *pulls cord without saying a word*
Sephiroth: *jumps out of way of opening door*
Satan: WHA!???
Sephiroth: *Slahes Satan into 300 pieces and dusts them up* time to burn for eternity your
fucking self!!!
Satan: *thinks to himself: mommy!!*
Sephiroth: *Throws remains of Satan into his own fire pit* HAHA!!!
Sephiroth: *sits down in throne*
*Back on earth*
Cloud: I betcha Sephiroth is getting tortured! *laughs*
Red: *stops eating aeris' dead body* what'd you say?
Cloud: !?
Cloud: *Runs full speed at red and hits hit with his fist*
Red: *Flys backwards* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???
Cloud: your eating Aeris!!!
Red: SO???? SHES DEAD ANYWAY!!! BESIDES I GOTTA EAT RIGHT???
*Buggy full of Southpark characters pulls up*
Cartman: RESPECT MY MOTHA FUCKIN AUTHORITAHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out AKA-47 and spreys them down*
Cloud: um... yea...
Red: *gets shot in the head* *dies*
*Half blown up kyle crawls up mountain*
Cloud: ^.^;; *Runs as fast as he can and kicks Kyle in the head*
Kyle: DAMN YOU FUCKKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cloud: *summons Choboco & mog*
*Fat choboco appears in the distance and lands on kyle*
Kyle: *dies*
