Barret,Tifa,Red: Cloud... what the fuck?

Sephiroth: ...

Cloud: its not my fault that the tires suck...

Tifa: theres not a damn thing wrong with the tires...

Barret: God damn it, let me drive. *Tries to push Cloud out of his way with his blubber*

Cloud: Get the fuck off me you fat ass gaylord fauker!!!

Barret: (says in taunting voice) If you dont let me drive ill fart again!

Sephiroth: ...

Tifa & Red: let him drive!

Cloud: Fuck no... just beca...

Barret: *FART*

Cloud: Oh God that smells like ***passes out***

Barret: Yea!

(Barret moves to the front while cloud goes to the back, causing the all the tires in the car to go flat)

Barret: doh! *part of blubber hits sephiroth in the face*

Sephiroth: *wakes up from a slumber* Ok... I wake up, it smells like shit and a retarded person is driving us the neiblehem mountains at 80 mph.

Barret: But...

Sephiroth: *puts sword through the seat*

Barret: *dies*

Sephiroth: *throws barrets' fat body out the car window* there.... were 1000 pounds lighter.... maybe we can get some better milage now...

(Barrets' body rolls down the mountain and demolishes neiblehem again)

Cloud: my hometown! you bastard!

Kyle: *jumps on the winshield*

Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!

Kyle: you stole my line! You bastard!

Kenny: *walks in the middle of the street and get squished by the car*

Kyle: you killed kenny you....

Sephiroth: *reaches forward and pulls on the emergency brake*

Kyle: *NUAAAHHHHHH*

(Everyone flies and hits the dash besides sephiroth)

Cloud: IM GONA KILL YO....

Sephiroth: Oh shut up

Cloud: yes sir

Tifa: *sweat drop* Dont let sephiroth controll you like tha...

Sephiroth: SHUT UP

Tifa: yes sir

Cloud: *Sweat drop*

Red: my arms hurt...

Cloud: ^.^;; you dont have arms!

Red: ^.^;; oh ya

*Car reaches peak of the 1st of 100 mountains*

Cloud: CAN WE STOP!!! I NEED TO GO PEE PEE

Sephiroth: *jumps in driver seat* Shiney!!! *puts finger half way down to push horn*

Cloud: BAAAAATTTHHHHH RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Sephiroth: *finger stops going toward button and stomps on the brake*

Cloud: *flies through the winshield* SEPHIROTH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YO....

Sephiroth: *puts his foot on the gas peddal to the floorbord* (thinks to himself is this smart?)

*Car crushes Clouds legs*

Cloud: MY LEGS!!!!

Sephiroth: *stomps on breaks, and floors it in reverse*

Cloud: *random image of Starwars pops into clouds head: USE THE FORCE CLOUD* IM GONA KILL YOU WITH THE FORCE!!!

*Cloud bens over as a sound of a foghorn is heard comming out of his ass; Car flys down the mountain and everyone but sephiroth jumps out*

Sephiroth: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *BOOM*

*Sounds of Kyle beating the shit out of Sephiroth are heard*

Cloud: HAHA!!!!

Red: Man... I feal sorry for that loser!!!

*Sephiroths sword flies like a javalon and pieces through the head of Red*

Sephiroth: *blasts ultima at kyle* Runs up mountain

Cloud: *grabs Sephiroths sword* ILL KILL YOU WITH IT!!!

Sephiroth: (panting) givvvve me...

Cloud: *swings and cuts off sephiroths' pinky finger*

Sephiroth: OMG!!! MY FINGER!!! AHHHHHHH IM GONA DIE!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

Cloud: *laughs*

Sephiroth: MOMMY!!!!

Tifa: Quit being a baby...

*Aeris walks from the shadows and into view*

Cloud: *mouth drops, and drops sword*

Sephiroth: *runs, picks up his sword, and in 1 instant jumps up in the air and puts sword through
the back of aeris*

Aeris: *Dies*

Sephiroth: *laughs at cloud, and pulls sword out of her back and walks away toward a "Warning:
Extreme Fall Ahead" sign*

Cloud: *runs toward Sephiroth with rage in his head*

Sephiroth: *stops* hahahaha... Its funny that she died..... you will too... just wait and se.....

*Cloud pushes Sephiroth off the cliff*

Sephiroth: *Dies*

*Cut scene in hell*

Satan: BUAHAHAHAHAHA Greg Flagge eh? hrm.... 10,000 years of burning for you *pulls cord*

Greg: NA NNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls into open flames and seems to melt away*

Sephiroth: *gulp*

Satan: NEXT!

Sephiroth: Sephiroth

Satan: hrm... lets see... eternity of burning for you! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sephiroth: BUT BUT BUT I CAN BE YOUR... UM.... SIDEKICK???

Satan:... *pulls cord without saying a word*

Sephiroth: *jumps out of way of opening door*

Satan: WHA!???

Sephiroth: *Slahes Satan into 300 pieces and dusts them up* time to burn for eternity your
fucking self!!!

Satan: *thinks to himself: mommy!!*

Sephiroth: *Throws remains of Satan into his own fire pit* HAHA!!!

Sephiroth: *sits down in throne*

*Back on earth*

Cloud: I betcha Sephiroth is getting tortured! *laughs*

Red: *stops eating aeris' dead body* what'd you say?

Cloud: !?

Cloud: *Runs full speed at red and hits hit with his fist*

Red: *Flys backwards* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???

Cloud: your eating Aeris!!!

Red: SO???? SHES DEAD ANYWAY!!! BESIDES I GOTTA EAT RIGHT???

*Buggy full of Southpark characters pulls up*

Cartman: RESPECT MY MOTHA FUCKIN AUTHORITAHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls out AKA-47 and spreys them down*

Cloud: um... yea...

Red: *gets shot in the head* *dies*

*Half blown up kyle crawls up mountain*

Cloud: ^.^;; *Runs as fast as he can and kicks Kyle in the head*

Kyle: DAMN YOU FUCKKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cloud: *summons Choboco & mog*

*Fat choboco appears in the distance and lands on kyle*

Kyle: *dies*