Summary: Seras is home drunk and turns up the radio to sweat the alcohol out. Alucard happens to be going to his cell when it starts. So what happens? Lo and behold...
The Music Craze
Alucard had just come back from a mission he'd been sent on. Seras had been particularly tired that night... Well, okay. More like wasted from the late night she'd spent out with the Wild Geese. Anyways… Seras hadn't been able to go on the job and so Alucard was sent. It would have been a less than 5-minute job except that he decided to 'play' with his victim tonight, before brutally destroying him.
After reporting to Sir Integra, Alucard headed down to his cell. When he came to the entrance of the dungeon he heard a faint sound, but continued on as if there was nothing. As he went deeper and deeper into the dark, though, the sound became louder and louder and more distinct. Still he walked on without any hesitation. Heading in the direction of the sound. Staying on course, getting ever closer to the source. Then suddenly he stopped. And guess whose cell it was he stopped in front of.
Seras Victoria had had such a great night, not considering the shouting she'd had to hear from Integra concerning her 'condition'. Drunk. Wasted. But she'd had a great time and wouldn't let the cold bitch of a woman ruin it for her. So when she'd stumbled into her cell and looked around for something to keep her occupied until she sobered up, and her eyes had found the radio sitting in the corner, she knew exactly what she'd do. Turn it on and dance the alcohol away! She just didn't expect her master to walk by and hear the music...
Seras had run straight over to the radio, picked it up, set it down on the table, and plugged it in. She'd turned it all the way up, like she used to when she was human. Than, she turned it on. Right away the sound of heavy metal could be heard. And Alucard had walked in at the worst possible time for her…
Alucard walked in only to hear,
"Get psycho!
I wanna get psycho,
Get psycho!
I wanna wanna wanna wanna
I wanna get psycho."
yelled at him, out of the Seras' little mouth. Seras yelling random odd words didn't really faze him and he was slowly fading back into his shadows. But that was until he heard the next words that came from her mouth and the radio's speakers,
"Run you little bitch
I want your power glowing, juicy flowing,
Red hot meaning of life.
It's not enough to have a little taste
I want the whole damn thing, now
Can you dig it?
Need to get psycho
Want to hear you say it
Say you want it, need it
Don't wanna wait until we finish the show
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted little fuck
And now you wanna get psycho with me."
These words stopped him right in his tracks, captivating him. He watched his fledgling intently as she grabbed up a packet of blood she'd left unopened on the table while she sang the song's lyrics at it. The whole time he listened to the words,
"Give in, give in, decide
Give in, give in, give in, decide
Give in
Give in, give in, decide
Give in, give in, give in, decide
Give in,"
he thought,
Yes. Yes Seras! That's it! Chose it! Bite it! Drink it! DO IT!
"Get psycho! I wan- eak! Master? Why'd you scare me like that, Master?"
"Like wha-"
"Why'd you yell out 'DO IT!'?"
"Oh…you heard that…"
There was a bit of an uncomfortable silence all the way to the end of the song. For a while they just stood there staring at each other awkwardly while the radio speaker came on and talked about the up-coming concerts and other non-related stuff. Than the opening beat of another song came on.
"DRAGULA," Seras yelled excitedly, catching Alucard off guard yet again.
Alucard barley jumped at the name of the song, but jumped non-the-less. Staring at his fledgling the whole time as she once again started yelling and dancing (crazily) around like the drunken woman she was, her master temporarily forgotten. Alucard just stood there, ever watchful, and slowly getting stiffer with every passing word.
"Dead I am the one,
Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees,
Strangling the breeze.
Dead I am the sky,
Watching angels cry
While they slowly turn,
Conquering the worm."
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula.
Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula."
All the while, Seras wasn't paying any attention to the changes that were passing over her master, so she just kept on going.
"Dead I am the pool,
Spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need,
Nowhere as you bleed.
Dead I am the rat,
Feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur,
Dying as you purr."
Alucard's eyes widened behind his orange tinted glasses and he quickly shifted his gaze to the radio.
"Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula.
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula.
Do it baby, Do it baby.
Do it baby, Do it baby.
Burn like an animal."
He glared back at Seras, silently commanding her to turn it off before he took drastic measures…or lost control of himself. But still, Seras, in her drunken state, had no clue as to what was going on. Aside from the music and her yelling and dancing.
"Dead I am the life,
Dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone,
21 to win.
Dead I am the dog,
Hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back,
I can never die.
Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the wit-"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"HA-HA-HA! Now you'll see me for what I am!"
Alucard hadn't been able to contain himself any longer. He just couldn't regain control. It was like when he was in the middle of battle. He went crazy. Out came the guns, and gone was the radio. After the little show he'd put on, he stood there hyperventilating, searching for something else to shoot.
Seras couldn't believe that her master had just shot her radio. All she could think of was,
I just bought that God damned thing this weekend! What the fuck?
Hearing her thoughts, Alucard turned on her. But she just stood there not really comprehending who he actually was and what he intended on doing.
On came Alucard, ever so slowly. Stock-still stood Seras, holding her ground, ready to give hell. She hadn't noticed that she'd sobered up enough to think much straighter. So when her master was but a foot from her and his arm was slowly moving upward, right to strike, everything came back to her clearly and she looked up. Only to see her master's hand start to quickly descend upon her. And, just as fast as his hand was coming down, she moved out of the way and grabbed him around the middle in a sort of hug, making sure to pin his arms to his sides. No matter how difficult it was.
He struggled violently and Seras almost lost hold on him, fearing what would happen to her if she did. Eventually, though, Alucard came back to his senses. Looking down on his little fledgling holding him, he couldn't help but admire the courage that had allowed her to even think to do what she did.
Seras still hadn't noticed, yet, that her master had stopped moving and was watching her. So she kept repeating,
"It's okay, Master. Calm down. Please? I'm sorry. Please just calm down. Please."
"I see you're a clingy one, Seras Victoria."
A.N.-
Hey people! Yes, I made another one...
And I know the heavy metal thing sounds nothing like Seras, but come on. How the Hell do we know what she used to listen too? There's a lot of people who don't look the type but are…
Well hope you enjoyed! : ) And don't forget to review! Please? :(
