Dr. Frank N Furter Conquers the World


This story takes place after Brad and Janet have come to Frank's castle, but before Riff Raff has killed Frank. Brad and Janet have already left, after Janet has had her one-night-stand with Rocky. Rocky is also gone, locked in the freezer.

It was great when it all began. Dr Frank N Furter, of Transsexual Transylvanian fame, had just come down the elevator from the lab to show Magenta, Columbia, and Riff-Raff his new creation.
Lo and behold, it was — huh! — Charles Atlas?
"Yes, my new creation is Charles Atlas," says Dr Frank N Furter to his friends. Columbia eyes him warily, and Magenta and Riff-Raff seem displeased yet amused with Frank's obsession.
"He carries his own seal of approval," says Frank as he drags Charles Atlas about the room, "and I have made him superior to Rocky."
"You chew people up and you spit them out again!" Columbia declares ferociously. "After Rocky had his fling with Janet, you split his brain to make Charles Atlas, just like you did with Eddie!"
"Eddie," says Frank quietly, with a menacing gleam in his eye. "Eddie!" he shouts. He pushes Charles Atlas aside and stares Columbia threateningly in the eye. "You remember what happened to Eddie!"
Columbia screamed and wailed and ran off, with Magenta laughing to herself as the groupie left.
"Now then, Mr Charles Atlas," says Frank, and returns his attention to his newest creation. "My exceptional beauty, you're going to help me conquer the world."
"How are you going to do that, master?" asks Riff-Raff with some doubt showing in his eyes.
"He is Charles Atlas!" says Frank angrily. "How could he not conquer the world? Just look at him!"
Charles Atlas stares about mindlessly.
"It's too bad I ran out of brains. Otherwise he might actually have some independent thought. Oh well!" says Frank.
"I grow veary of your creations!" cries Magenta suddenly. "When shall ve return to Transylvania huh? You are never going to conquer this planet. Ve may as vell leave now."
"SHUT UP!" yells Riff Raff.
Frank smiles sardonically. "I am most grateful for your assistance Riff Raff. But it seems I shall not be needing you any longer. Now, get out."
Riff Raff and Magenta leave the castle, and return to Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania soon afterwards, leaving Frank behind.
Janet is watching Dr Frank N Furter on a television monitor. It seems she has not gone, after all, as everyone believed she had — Frank is too mesmerizing. She watches him eagerly on the television monitor, but becomes afraid when she realizes what he plans to do.
Then Frank conquers the world. The end.