Disclaimer: This is just a conglomeration of a bunch of drabbles I did based off of a F!Templar and Anders and several other pairings with prompts. Most of them are unrelated and some even unfinished. Enjoy : )

Legal Stuff: I don't own :D Valera and Sanya are my own OC's.

~Hot Springs

"Great Andraste! Anders shrieked, his hands flying up to cover his eyes. "Woman! Don't you have any sense of decency!?"

Valera paused, one naked limb stopped midway into the steaming hot water. She cocked a curious eyebrow at the blonde. His whole posture was tense, hands clenched tightly over his amber orbs.

The rest of the men had averted their eyes politely, not commenting on her lack of dress, or theirs for that matter.

The fair haired elf hadn't even done that and gotten a good view of her generous breasts and well toned body, not seeming even slightly miffed by her naked appearance. It almost seemed if he was appreciating it with his burning gaze.

"We're all companions here Anderfel." Slipping the rest of the way into the warm spring, a small smirk graced her mouth. "Don't tell me you've never seen a naked woman before?"

"Of course I have!" He protested, removing his hands to prove his point. His cheeks went pink as she directed her smug smirk at him. "I just prefer to not see YOU naked of all people."

Valera sighed dramatically, a hand resting on her forehead. "And here I thought I had a rather nice body." She grabbed her breasts, covering the important parts and lifted them out of the water, squeezing them together to emphasize their girth. "And the men always tell me my breasts are a nice size." She cocked her head in the cutest manner she could manage without bursting into laughter. "Or maybe your trying to hide something under the water? I mean, that is a rather big staff you carry around. Perhaps your overcompensating for something hm?"

Fenris, watched the exchange with half lidded eyes trained on the fair haired templar, as Hawke and Varric took up their conversation where they had left off, completely ignoring the banter taking place elsewhere.

Anders cheeks burned an angry red and then paled so quickly she wasn't sure if the blood was rushing south or if he was going to faint. Blinking rapidly, he seemed to come to himself, as his cheeks returned to their normal hue.

Anders leaned against the edge of the pool. "You're as bad as Isabella…" He murmured, turning his gaze to stare at a nice rock over on the distant cave wall, ending the conversation, without his usual sputtering or defensive cursing.

Valera noticed though, as calm as his voice was, his posture was tense still. The curving lines of the muscles on his arms were flexed and his hands were likewise balled into fists and his jaw set firm.

"I think your breasts are very nice." Isabella commented, appearing at the sound of her name. She slipped into the pool next to Valera, just as naked as the day she was born. "I would love to get a better look at them, in a more intimate setting of course."

"Bella you would screw anything, as long as it looked humanoid." Val stated a matter-of-factly, relaxing into the pool, laying back until the water was to her chin.

Isabella shrugged, not denying what everyone knew to be the truth.

"Apparently being an abomination makes you blind to beautiful women." Fenris commented as lightly as if he were speaking of the weather and not insulting someone.

Anders snorted simply in reply.

Twin green met a single sky blue and an electricity seemed to cackle between the two. Valera shivered in the scalding hot water that seemed to be getting hotter by the moment.

The fair haired elf ran a hand casually through his silver hair, drawing her line of vision to the lyrium etched tattoos on his arms and neck. His gaze was simply molten as he continued to brazenly watch the submerged templar.

She licked her lips, her mouth suddenly dry. She wondered briefly how it would taste if she ran her tongue along those lines, etched all along his body as far as her eye could see…

He gave a small smirk, smug in having her attentions. "Though I am curious to know." He changed the subject abruptly. "Why do you wear your hair over your eye? Is it a human fashion I do not know? Does it not make it harder to see while fighting?"

Snapped from her trance, Valera blinked briefly. "My hair?" The question seemed to be one that had been discussed by the party at some previous time because all attention was on her now. Even Anders was looking again in her direction, curiosity in his eyes.

"Now that it's been mentioned." Anders drawled, eyes narrowed as if he trying to remember, "ever since I've known you, you've worn your hair that way."

"Hm well no one's ever asked me about it…" Shrugging slightly, Valera lifted the blonde and black bangs away from her left eye. She blinked, her left eye, unaccustomed to being exposed to light.

"I'm a heterochromatic. My eyes are two different colors. My mother always thought I had a 'devils eye', so she insisted I cover it. Hair is a lot easier to use then an eye patch or bandage." She let the hair flop back into place.

"Violet?" Hawke questioned, his own blue eyes wide with slight wonder. "Such a strange color…"

"Very lovely." Fenris purred, his bare hand brushing her cheek and pushing her hair back away from her one violet eye. "Is there anything NOT attractive about you woman?" He rumbled, his voice going husky.

~End