The Sad Tale of Hadork

It was a lonely afternoon in the beautiful city of Australian, Hadot was listening to his favourite heavy metal artist Eminem when suddenly he heard a giant "MEOW". Hadot was so shocked by this he shat his pants. His pants turned a deep shade of Glove and he started to cry. His mom, Wusa came flying in.

"What's the MATTER LITTLE BITCH?! DOES WINKY WOMAN NEED TO HELP YUU?!" Wusa cooed, as he stripped his jeans off. Underneath his pants he was wearing his favourite Spiderman undies. Wusa's raging boner ripped through his underwear, and poked Hadot.

"What the fuck Mom! This story ain't bout no wincest, this is about the story of how I became the fresh prince of a town called Bel-Air." Hadot said as he put his epic sunglasses on. The shades covered his eyes and he was so blind he ran into the street and got hit by a Train. The train hit him with such force he exploded, but he wasn't dead. Luckily John Cena had caught his body in time, and he knew how to fix dead babies.

"YEAH TIME TO USE SOME SPECIAL VITAMIN CENA!" He screamed as he ripped off his shirt and did a did a Kamehameha and imploded Hadot so he existed again.

"Thanks bud!" Hadot ran off and he knew he had to fill his role as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He saw a bowl of dragon dildos and he noticed the drink was labeled 'Horse Semen'.

"Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like? Hmmmm this might be alright!" Hadot screamed as he drank it up. He was enjoying himself a lot and then he heard the giant meow again. He looked up and he saw Neon, who was erupting, his semen was raining down at the force of 100kHz per second. Hadot was swimming through, he was traveling at a steady 10km per minute. This was good exercise he thought, but he knew he had to stop the beast before he ruined everything, since first he could destroy Australian, and then next maybe the entire continent of Las Vegas!

Hadot was determined to save the world, he knew he couldn't do it alone, so he phoned Teelar. He told Teelar that if he didn't get there he'd fap into a spoon and force him to eat it, and Teelar for being so gay, wasn't very homosexual. They teamed up and shot up Neon, and his anus erupted.

Hadot was happy, they decided to celebrate. They invited everyone, but when they got there Jarvitz saw him and noticed he wasn't a nigger.

"YOU AREN'T A NIGGER REAL NIGGER I WAS EXPECTING AN IGGA YOU LIKE A NIGGAR WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!?" Jarvitz screamed, him and Walter both got their guns out and started shooting Hadot. This time he wouldn't be saved though, as John Cena just saw him and laughed.

THE END