Okay happy readers, this is what comes about from a really late night and little brainpower. Hope you enjoy :)

John Sheppard walked through the Atlantis hallway towards his quarters when suddenly a voice was heard over his radio.

"Security team to the mess ha- What the heck? I am not a Star Trek fan you little imp!" He heard McKay yell.

The Colonel too off at a run and quickly arrived at the mess hall. Emphasis on the word 'mess'. Tables were overturned, food splattered on the walls, and there were several...ducks? Where had the ducks come from?"

His team was a mess. Mckay was wearing the uniform from the original Star Trek and Ronon...well Ronon was wearing a very short pair of shorts...

On one of the remaining tables sat a very proud looking teenage girl wielding a small silver object with a blue light on the end. As soon as she noticed his presence he found himself garbed in faded blue jeans and a cowboy hat. No shirt.

"Who are you and what have you done with my team?!" He yelled.

"I am Rachel the extraordinary fandom manipulator!" She finished the introduction with a deep bow.

"You didn't answer my question." He replied.

"I am enjoying the pleasure of fandom hopping. Next stop, Middle Earth and Aragorn son of Arathorn!" She said with a flourish of the small silver object.

Just then Major Lorne and his ream burst through the door..

She frowned. "Well we can't have that now can we?" She pressed a button on the object and Lorne's men turned into ducks and began to waddle around pecking at breadcrumbs

"Now Major Lorne, what shall we do with you?" She tapped the object against her chin thoughtfully. "Oh, I know." She pressed another button and Lorne became smaller.

John did a double take. The Major had turned into a creature with pointed ears, curly hair, and big hairy feet.

"You turned him into a Hobbit?!" He yelled

"Sure why not?" She shrugged

Suddenly, there was a whooshing sound and a blue police box appeared in the room. A very angry man in a brown pinstripe suit stormed out and snapped the object out of the girl's hand.

"Rachel, I told you, no more fandom manipulation." He scolded.

"But Doc..."

"But nothing Missy. Inside, now!" He yelled, pointing his finger towards the open door of the police box.

He changed a setting on the object and pressed a button. Everyone went back to normal and the room was cleaned up.

"I'm terribly sorry. You see, that young lady is a rogue self insert and I've taken charge of her to try and change her fandom manipulative ways. She changes events, makes all her favorite male characters fall in love with her...She's really quite sweet, but a little wild I'm afraid. Again, I'm terribly sorry."

But before he could return to the box a person wearing a bathrobe, paper wizard hat, and what appeared to be a batting beard hobbled over to the man.

"There is only one Lord of the Matrix, and he does not share cheez-its." The person said.

The man in the suit pointed towards the still open door of the box."Inside, Gandalf the Gay." He ordered, rolling his eyes. "Next thing you know Jack will be traveling with me again." He muttered before going inside the box and closing the door. The box disappeared the same way it came and the members of Atlantis looked between each other.

"Sir, what just happened?" Lorne asked him.

"I have no idea."

"Has anyone seen my sandwich?" McKay asked from across the room.

Fin

So, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please R&R. Fandoms included in this story... Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, and Lord of the Matrix (It's on youtube. Complete brilliance!)