Arakawa, a song filk based on 'Barracuda' by Heart

by Rob Morris

So the vaccine is done - I hope you had fun
As you prepped the world to burn
You outplotted the Chief
Research mostly his son's
And bailed – on Agent-San!
You playing both ends of the board
Sold out a bunch of kids
You'd have us all down fawning you
Wouldn't you, Arakawa?

The Unknown Man and you
Vying for Lucy
Had his head tossed you're free
All your rights made wrong you're telling an end-world
Song - A Deity Chess game.
If your conscience makes you sick
Your fame and money don't do the trick
You're gonna be a bare-faced Messiah
Aren't you, Arakawa?

"Your name engraved" the horned man told
How you gonna save your soul
Lucy didn't kill as many as you
Through the war and through the peace
An entire planet that you fleeced

Now you wear a crown of Horns – Your Rose Had Thorns!

Didn't it – Arakawa?