Things Kazuki Takahashi and I have in common: WE are both game freaks, and we are both manga artists. Things different about us: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! End of story.

A song parody of "American Pie" from the point of view of Otogi (Duke Devlin). Original lyrics by Don McLean. Parody by me, Falcona SkyWolf.

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that duelin' used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my way that I could make those people play and maybe they'd be happy for a while
But then that morning made me seeth with rage so wild I couldn't breathe
Bad news on my screen, it all seemed so obscene
I can't remember what I said when I learned my idol now was dead
But deep inside, my spirit bled the day the master died.

*So bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
How'd that zero beat my hero when he's such a small fry
I told myself that little Yugi must die
Sayin' soon I'll have revenge on that guy
Soon I'll have revenge on that guy

Did you write the book of rules, and do you have faith in that pack of fools if your spirit tells you to?
And do you have faith in your dice roll, can one move make or break your soul,
And tell me, how'd Pegasus lose to you?
Well, I know that you're the King of Games 'cause you broke his heart and wrecked his name
You made your dirty play, and I won't let you get away
'Cause I'm an angry teenage gaming freak with a bone to pick and some havoc to wreak
And I know that you were really weak the day the master died.

*I started sayin', bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
How'd that zero beat my hero when he's such a small fry
I told myself that little Yugi must die
Sayin' soon I'll have revenge on that guy
Soon I'll have revenge on that guy

Now for so long, I've been on my own, and warmth won't touch upon a heart of stone, but that's not how it used to be
When the master'd play on the TV screen and his eyes would glint and his cards would gleam
And he'd made this great game for you and me
Oh, but while the King was looking down, this cheater came and stole his crown
The master disappeared, and that's just what I had feared
And while Kaiba played his dragons three, your morons came and messed around with me
And I sang dirges silently the day the master died

*I was singin' bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
How'd that zero beat my hero when he's such a small fry
I told myself that little Yugi must die,
Sayin' soon I'll have revenge on that guy
Soon I'll have revenge on that guy

Hocus pocus, my revenge's focus will not be altered, will not change it's locus. From now on you're on your own.
And ev'ry opponent you'd meet, you'd wipe 'em out, yeah, you had 'em beat
With the master on the sidelines in a throne
The tournament was short and fast, the duel with Pegasus was last
You both stood up to duel, oh, but you played him for a fool
'Cause his monsters tried to take the field, your arsenal refused to yield
Do you recall what was the deal the day the master died?

*I was singin', bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
How'd that zero beat my hero when he's such a small fry
I told myself that little Yugi must die,
Sayin' soon I'll have revenge on that guy
Soon I'll have revenge on that guy

Then we were all in one room, you and your friends facin' certain doom, with no way to get out again
Oh, Yugi Mutou, King of Games keeps hangin' 'round with that bunch of lames
'Cause losers are a loser's only friend
And as I watched him make his moves, I pictured him with horns and hooves
No angel of the dark could snuff that evil spark
And as my points kept fallin' to the floor, I knew that I would close up my store
And bother Yugi never more because the master died

*I stopped a-singin', bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
How'd that zero beat my hero when he's such a small fry
I told myself that little Yugi must die,
Sayin' soon I'll have revenge on that guy
Soon I'll have revenge on that guy

I had some girls who cheered for me, but now they're chanting, 'Go, Yugi,' since I've lost, they've turned away
Yugi let me keep my store, my game's a hit like never before
But I've changed so much because that fateful day
And still around, I hear the screams of hateful kids and dying dreams
No one thinks of prayin', the kids are never playin'
And the duelist I admire best, the one better than all the rest
He truly played with great finesse the day the master died

*But we'll be singin', bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
'Twas no zero beat my hero, though he's such a small fry
He proved me wrong with every roll of his die,
So I will not seek revenge on that guy,
Will not seek revenge on that guy
I'll be singin', bye-bye Magic-and-Wizards guy
'Twas no zero beat my hero, though he's such a small fry
He proved me wrong with every roll of his die,
So I will not seek revenge on that guy.