DISCLAIMER: Final Fantasy belongs to Square Enix.
~ Beware the Monsters That Lurk in Caves ~
In the deepest
and darkest
of caverns
It lurks.
It appears
so small and
unassuming
in its little
burlap cloak
with a lantern
in the dark.
After fighting
dragons and
behemoth,
they wouldn't think
it was scary at all
the first time
they see it.
The females might
even squeal about
how "It's so cute!"
The fear will come
slowly creeping up
upon them just
the same as it does
as they scan it and
see how many
hit points it has
and suddenly
Its little knife
is no longer cute
when it's slicing into
them.
A one-hit kill.
They have to run.
There is not enough
phoenix down in
the world for this.
~oOo~
