MADARAME IKKAKU'S HAIR

KUROSAKI ICHIGO'S SCALP

BY MPH2298

(This fan-fiction is taking place when Ichigo and his friends entered the Soul Society)

Ichigo slashed at Ikkaku with Zangetsu, but Ikkaku blocked it. Ichigo tried to hit him again and left a small cut all around his eyes, "AH-HA!!!" Ichigo yelled happily. Then Ikkaku began to laugh and he opened the bottom of his zanpakutou, Hoozukimaru, and took some powder looking stuff off of it and placed it on his wounds. "Healing powder!" Ikkaku said laughing. "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!" Ichigo said. "But hold on, I have some trick up my sleeve! Rogaine!!!" Then Ichigo poured it all over Ikkaku's head. "AHHHH. What is this stuff?!?" Ikkaku asked. "It is Rogaine, it makes hair grow faster!" Ichigo said cracking up. Then Ikkaku ran away. "OH MY GOD, this stuff works fast, I feel hair growing already!" Then Ichigo ran off to somewhere. Ikkaku fell a sleep in a bed. When he woke up, he went outside with people laughing at him. Then Ayasegawa Yumichika came walking by. "Oh boy, here comes trouble…" Ikkaku said whispering to him self. "Well looks like someone is having a bad hair day, huh?" said Yumichika. "What are you talking about, I don't have hair!" Ikkaku said confused. He scratched his head and when he felt a full head of hair, one name came to his mind. Kurosaki Ichigo. "AHHHHHH! KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!" Ikkaku looked into his reflection in the water while Yumichika was walking away, and saw hair on his head. "Ichigo will be revenged, I SWEAR IT!!!" The next day, Ichigo got into a fight with a captain. When it was over, Ichigo fell asleep in a hiding place. When Ichigo was awake, all recovered from the fight, he scratched his head and felt no hair. "Huh? Hair? WHERES MY HAIR? Hair???" The Ichigo looked behind him and saw some hair on the floor. "NOOO!". Once Gonjyu saw him, he said, "Hey, you look like that Ikkaku guy we saw the day before…" So then Ichigo and Ikkaku met again and began to fight, "YOU SHAVED MY HAIR OFF!!!" "WELL YOU MADE ME GROW HAIR!!!" Then suddenly a loud voice yelled and shut the two up, "SILENCE!!!" "Why are you two fighting?" Then a cat started to walk towards Ichigo and Ikkaku. "He made me bald" "But he made me have hair!" "WHO CARES" said Yoruichi. "Now both of you make up! RIGHT NOW! Then fight again so Ichigo can win and go save Rukia!!!" "What, you want to go save Rukia, AHHH! That makes me angrier!!!" Then the two began to fight again…

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