The Bloody Tale Of Love And Death In The Halo World
One fine day masterchief walked out of his home in the fine planet of Dildoh he was waling up the path when he suddenly realised, "HOLD CRAP IM NAKED" He proceeded down the path even though he was naked he thought nobody would care.
When he started waling along the road he wondered… "What would life be like as a grasshopper?" He ignored this thought and carried on. A young kid by the name of Spartan-69 was playing with dead horses sausage when he realised that masterchief had walked past he suddenly got a massive boner and ran up to masercheif to climb into his crusty anus. The young boy sadly got cancer on the way over and died.
Masterchief had walked past the 69-Strip club when he noticed a mouse crawling of his ass, he grabbed the mouse but it put on a cute face so he couldn't kill it instead he named it Luke because it reminded him of a Chinese prostitute. Luke and mastercheif went on to have many grate adventures one of which was visiting the pet shop to buy some Food. Then out of nowhere a giant pony appeared called Tyler, he was a disgusting looking pony as he had whipped his own crap all over his body for enjoyment. Tyler said "I SAY TO YOU NOW YOU WILL CREATE A RELIGION CALLED F.A.G.G.O.T" (Farting Apples Got Gay on Tyler). Masterchief and his mouse Luke did not hesitate and built a massive cathedral that took them 15 years to make. When they had finally finished Luke the mouse was shocked when he relised that he was turning into a man eating frog. Luke the man eating frog bitten off masterchiefs stick and killed himself, masterchief was of corse devastated at the loss of his manhood, luckily he had his handy strap on and put that on. Masterchief carried on the F.A.G.G.O.T Religon for many years hand he lived for eternity. Until he suffocated himself to death in a plastic bag.
Now you know how the F.A.G.G.O.T Religion was created will YOU start worshiping the All mighty faggot? I know I will.
If you didn't like this FUCK YOU.
