Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. I do not own the backstreet boys, or the kick @$$ parody, "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay". I don't know who owns the parody, but kudos to them anyway! I'm just here to poke fun at GW and BSB because I enjoy making fun of everything.

Now then, this is a GW adaptation of the parody "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay", obviously sung to the tune of "I want it that way". If you would like to download the original parody (or the original song, Kami forbid), go and get it off Napster before they shut it down. Hurry! :)

Oh yes, and for those of you who wondered whether I enjoy yaoi or not, here's my answer: I do not give a flying leap who those weaklings choose to mate with. It's not really my business and I'll keep my nose out of it. However, I usually stick to straight couples because there are many more hints that these relationships actually exist.



(To the tune of "I want it that way" by the Bitch-Slapped Boys ^_^)

We are on fire
We have desire
But one is 'that way'
One Gundam boy is gay!

But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask, please
Which gundam boy is gay

(Tell me who) They're saying that it's Duo
(Tell me who) They're saying that it's Heero
(Tell me who) Oz never wants to hear you say
Which gundam boy is gay?

Relena can see him, he's in women's clothes
But he don't need an IUD (nooo)
He likes sniffing roses
And drinking green tea
Nataku's a-peeking me!

He is on fire
His back perspires
Don't say (Wufei, don't say who's gay!)
He's always saying

Ain't nothing but a buttache
Ain't nothing but a fruitcake
Oz never wants to hear you say
Which one of us is gay?

(Tell me who) They're saying that it's Quatre
(Tell me who) They're saying they've caught Trowa
(Tell me who) He's screwed with Doctor J,
Which gundam boy is gay?

Okay, we're all gay....






Lol...you like? You hate? Don't flame me for being sick-minded or because I'm making fun of yaoi. I make fun of everything!

~Robin~