Hey there, it's been a while. I wrote this a while back. Let me know if you guys want more. Also sorry about not really posting as of late. I haven't been my self recently.
Manami Okuda was toiling away in the old school building, while the rest of the students left Okuda stayed behind to work on a new poison to try and assassinate her homeroom teacher. Carefully mixing the concoction together, Okuda breathed a sigh of relief, "Glad that's over, there's no telling what this could do to a normal human," carefully storing the poison, Okuda began to clean up her work station. She would prepare for tomorrow's assassination attempt.
Okuda managed to get to school without any incident. The poison was still safely stored in her vial. It wasn't until around lunch when things started to fall apart. Everything seemed to be going well. Okuda had finally calmed herself down. She just had to leave the classroom, and go talk to Koro Sensei while she poured the poison into his food while she kept him occupied.
Of course this all flew out the window when a certain redhead stepped into the fray. Karma had somehow managed to both sneak up on Okuda and swipe the little vial from her.
"Karma," Okuda yelled, "Y-You scared me."
"Oh, what have we here, Okuda-san," Karma waved the small vial in his hand
"Karma-kun careful with that," Okuda reprimanded, "There's no telling what that could do!" She took the vial away from him and started to give him a lecture, "Do you have any idea what would have happened if you just started waving this thing around."
"Something fun, I imagine," Karma grinned wickedly.
"What if someone had ingested this," Okuda took the vial in her hand and walked over to where Koro Sensei kept his food. She poured it in and mixed it to make sure that he wouldn't suspect anything.
"Hey won't Koro Sensei know that you screwed around with his food?"
"The poison I made is both odorless and tasteless. It's even colorless too," Okuda smiled with confidence.
"Wow, not bad Okuda," Karma gave the girl a pat on the head.
"Yeah," Okuda smiled, "Let's go before Koro Sensei get here. With that the two left to enjoy their own lunches.
Nagisa was walking through the hall with his lunch in his hand as he felt himself collide with something, "Huh, what the-" Nagisa looked up and saw that he had run into his homeroom teacher, "Koro Sensei! Forgive me," Nagisa bowed, noticing that they had both dropped their lunchboxes.
"It's quite alright Nagisa," Koro Sensei had already picked up both their lunchboxes and was currently giving Nagisa his, "Well I'm off to enjoy my lunch," with that Koro Sensei sped by at mach 20 speeds.
Nagisa went over to the tree out back and sat down to eat his lunch while taking a few notes on Koro Sensei, "Huh, that's funny I didn't know my mom knew how to make gyros," With that Nagisa took a bit of his food.
Meanwhile elsewhere, "I thought sushi was for Thursday," Koro Sensei gave a shrug as he popped a sushi roll in his mouth, "Yummy!"
By the time Nagisa had finished his food, he was starting to feel funny. He felt like the world was getting bigger, and for some weird reason he really wanted to take a nap. Also, were his pants always this baggy? His shirt felt really big on him as well. Also why did he suddenly feel like he was eight? Maybe someone would know what was going on, but that nap sounded great right about now. Nagisa went over to his desk, which felt bigger for some weird reason and laid his head on the cool surface as he fell asleep.
Kayano was walking into the classroom when she noticed something that nearly made her scream. Sitting in Nagisa's desk was what appeared to be a fun sized version of the boy. The only difference being was that the kid sitting in his desk actually had short hair, but his face and hair was exactly like Nagisa's. "Does Nagisa have a little brother I don't know about," Kayano thought aloud. The boy in the seat was rubbing his eyes, "Where am I," he yawned.
"Hey, there," Kayano smiled causing the boy to turn to her with groggy eyes, "Have you seen Nagisa,"
"I am Nagisa," he mumbled.
"Of course you are," Kayano smiled, "Stay there while I go get something."
"Okay," Nagisa had a sad look in his eyes. This caused Kayano to still. She felt bad about leaving a five year old by himself, but at the same time she knew she had to get hims some clothes that actually fit him. Her solution came in the form of her Homeroom teacher, "Koro
Sensei," both her and Nagisa smiled. Koro Sensei looked shocked upon seeing a five year old Nagisa. Well as shocked as the octopus like being could look.
"Why hello Kayano," Koro Sensei greeted, "Who's your friend?"
"It's me Nagisa," he piped up. Before things could progress further both Karma and Okuda walked through the door. They each took a look at the boy and then at Koro Sensei.
"How are you alive," Okuda yelled at Koro Sensei causing all eyes to turn on her. She blushed at her sudden outcry.
"I think I have everything figured out Kayano-Chan," Koro Sensei started.
"You do?"
"Yes. I believe that Nagisa over here switched lunches with me. After all our boxes are identical," Koro Sensei pointed out, "Luckily the poison wasn't fatal but I have to admit the side effects are rather interesting."
Koro Sensei turned to Nagisa, "Nagisa-Kun do you know who I am?"
"Koro Sensei," He smiled
"And who am I," Kayano pointed at herself.
"Kayano-Chan!"
"What about me Nagisa," Karma spoked up
"Karma-Kun," Nagisa pointed out
"Do you know who I am," Okuda looked at Nagisa shyly
"Okuda-San!"
"Nagisa how old are you," Koro Sensei asked.
"Five," Nagisa said proudly.
"And do you know what you have to do to me," Koro Sensei asked
"Kill you," Nagisa grinned innocently,
"It would appear that the poison also affected his mental age as well," Koro Sensei concluded, "I'd say I'm impressed Okuda-San."
"Thank you Sensei," Okuda bowed.
"But, at the same time I must say that you need to be more careful. If this had been fatal to Nagisa, things would have turned out very differently."
"Forgive me Sensei," Okuda bowed again.
"We still have a problem though," Karma pointed out.
"What's that," Koro Sensei wanted to know
"Nagisa's five. He doesn't have any clothes that fit him and the rest of the class is going to be here in about," Karma checked his watch, "Five minutes."
"Five minutes," Okuda, Kayano and Koro Sensei screamed, "What do we do?"
"Relax I've got everything figured out," Karma yawned, "Koro Sensei go get Nagisa some clothes that'll fit him."
"Roger," Koro Sensei flew out the window.
"Kayano be on lookout. Make sure that no one comes in before our five minutes are up."
"I'll stall for time if I have to."
"Thanks," Karma nodded.
"Alright, Okuda," Karma looked at the bespectacled girl.
"Yes?"
"Help me entertain Nagisa."
"Alright."
Koro Sensei had gotten Nagisa a pair of clothes. Meanwhile both Karma and Okuda were taking turns playing pat-a-cake with Nagisa. Kayano was still having some trouble trying to keep an ever increasing array of students from entering the classroom.
"Why can't we enter yet Kayano-Chan," Isogai questioned.
"Because lunch isn't over yet."
"Come on, we've got two minutes left," Maehara argued.
"The fuck is going on in there," Terasaka growled.
"Terasaka language," Kayano reprimanded him.
"What are you guys hiding," Okajima inquired. Koro Sensei opened the door and let the students walk in. Sitting in their desks were Karma and Okuda. Meanwhile Nagisa was nowhere to be found. The students took their seats and waited for Koro Sensei to start his lecture. Karasuma and Irina both entered the classroom.
"Class there's been a bit of an incident," Koro Sensei started nervously.
"Is that what you all were hiding," Terasaka shouted.
"Yes. Well you see one of our students ingested poison meant for me," The room immediately silenced, "They're alive! In fact they're here right now," Koro Sensei cleared his throat, "Nagisa-San would you please step in front of the class?" Coming out of his hiding space behind the desk, Nagisa looked at the entire class, before turned his head down shyly. He had on a yellow shirt along with some blue jeans and light up sneakers.
There were so many questions that everyone had. How was this even possible? Was this some kind of prank? Were the effects permanent or temporary? The questions bombarded each individual students. Of course none of them voiced their concerns aloud. They were too in shock to do so.
"He's so," Terasaka started
"So," Karasuma added
"So," Chiba looked at the small child.
"Cute," Kurahashi squealed. While the class had its concerns over Nagisa being five. The females of 3-E and even some of the males had the same thought as Kurahashi. Suffice to say that Nagisa made for an adorable kid.
Just like with any other challenge they faced 3-E would band together and face this dilemma head on. After all how hard could taking care of a five year old be? Their misadventures in babysitting were about to begin.
