Chapter 1

A lone figure walked out into the middle of the arena. He raised his sword and proclaimed

"I am PATHETICis!!" The Duo Maxwell like figure proclaimed. Another figure walked out from the opposite side and raised his sword while crying

"I am KILL-YOUis!!" The Heero Yuy figure like person yelled. Yet another figure walked out.

"I am INJUSTICE!!" Wufei Chang like man yelled. Yet one more came out.

"My name is WE-SHOULD-NOT-FIGHTis."

" . . . . . . . . ." Everyone turned to the fifth figure, who looked surprisingly like Trowa Barton and sighed.

"SILENTis has struck once again." Duo said calmly. Everyone sighed. Quatra walked up to Trowa.

"Will tho not speak oh Silentis?"

". . . . . . . ." Duo hissed to Wufei.

"That would be a nay." Wufei raised an eyebrow.

"Thank your sir Obviousis." Duo grinned.

"I am PATHETICis!!" Wufei scowled.

"You already said that." Duo smiled even wider.

"I am PATHETICis!!" Heero whipped his head to glare at Duo.

"Stop saying that!!"

"*blink* *blink blink* *Grin* I AM PATHETICIS!!!"

"Good sir?" Wufei began. Duo turned.

"Yes?"

"Tho may wish to duck." Wufei said calmly, Duo turned around and eeped as Heero swung his sword over the brunette's head. Duo glared at Heero.

"KNAVE! What treachery is this?!" Heero shrugged.

"Remember mine name sir Stupidis?" Duo glared.

"You sir, are no Fun-is." Heero sighed and swung again. Duo kept running, until he banged head into Wufei, causing the other gladiator to go careening over. A great cloud of dust rose as he struck the ground. Wufei pushed off the ground to no avail.

"HELP! I cannot get up in this heavy armor!!" Duo stared, then began to laughed while holding his sides. Heero, sweatdropped, then walked up, raised the hilt over Duo's head, and sent it crashing down.

BAM!!

Duo dropped with 'X's in his eyes. Heero nodded, then raised his arms in a sign of victory. The crowd cheered. Quatra ran over.

"Sir Patheticis!" Is tho alright?" Duo now had swirly eyes and mumbled.

"Sir headache-is, is going to take a nap . . . ." And with that, he collapsed.

". . . . . . . . hurrah." Silentis said quietly. Audible gasp.

"Sir Silentis has spoketh!!"

"Truly a remarkable thing indeed!!" Suddenly . . . .

BANG!!

Heero fell over with little 'X's in his eyes. Wufei seemed to have regained himself and knocked Heero out.

"I am victorious!!"

"Nay good sir, you are 'Injustice'!" Quatra said smiling. The room sweatdropped.

"HAVE AT YOU!!" [1] Wufei cried drawing his sword.

"HAVE AT YE!!" [1] Quatra cried back. They stared for a moment, then grinned evilly.

"HAVE A YUY!" (A/N: Alright, first, say Wufei's line, then Quatra's, then say 'Have at-' the last word is a mixing of You and Ye. Youye. A.k.a Yuy! Thanks to my friend for helping me out with this.) Heero, in his dizzy state, sweatdropped. Swords clashed as the two gladiators fought it out.

"SURRENDER!"

"NEVER!!"

"THEN YOU SHALL BE GIVEN NO QUARTER!!" [2]

"YOU SHALL BE GIVEN NO DIME!!" Quatra retorted, Wufei stared in shock. Quatra flushed.

"Sorry." He mumbled, and the two went back to fighting. Eventually, the two ended up tiring each other out. Which left only one standing as the two collapsed.

"Sir Silentis! Has won!!" Trowa stood still as little confetti fell around him.

". . . . . . . . . . yay."

Disclaimer: I do not own, I was simply bored, so yeah. Hope you liked!

[1] Have at you/ye: A term used an old days that meant, when men went against each other, they would scream that as a challenge. Then, without waiting for a reply, would attack. I think that's right.

[2] You shall be given no quarter: Same meaning as 'you shall be given no mercy.' You get the point.