Go Fish
Requested by Matthew Bruce Garcia
Taken from my point of view.
In Darius Matthews' Studio, here I am, playing Go Fish with myself on a chair between the other table.
"Hmm...got any kings?" I asked.
I go back to the other chair.
"No. Go fish." I said.
Going back to the same chair...and looking at the cards.
"Got any three's?" I asked again.
Now I'm back to the other chair.
"Go fish." I said.
Back to the same chair again.
"Got one of those three's! Four three's!" I place them on a table.
"Hey, you're cheating!" I said.
Back to the other chair.
"What? I ain't cheating!" I said.
Same chair...
"Yeah, you are. So that makes you a cheater!" I said.
Other chair...
"I'm no cheater! You're a cheater!" I said.
Now I'm beating myself up.
Cut to Mickey and Minnie reading newspapers.
"Boy. I'm worried about Darius." Minnie said.
Back to me beating myself up. I completely destroyed the bedroom.
Now I'm using a cannon, lighting a fuse. I avoid it, making it miss.
"You missed! Ha!" I said.
I use the cannon again, lighting another fuse. I avoid it the second time, making it miss again, and hit the floor, causing a crack.
"You didn't even touch me! Double ha!" I said. "Oh yeah?"
Now I'm fighting alone. So I pant when I'm tired.
"Let's just play another game." I say. "Okay, what do you want to play?" I asked.
"How about...Disneyland?" I said. I look to the viewer with a smile.
The End
