Go Fish

Requested by Matthew Bruce Garcia

Taken from my point of view.

In Darius Matthews' Studio, here I am, playing Go Fish with myself on a chair between the other table.

"Hmm...got any kings?" I asked.

I go back to the other chair.

"No. Go fish." I said.

Going back to the same chair...and looking at the cards.

"Got any three's?" I asked again.

Now I'm back to the other chair.

"Go fish." I said.

Back to the same chair again.

"Got one of those three's! Four three's!" I place them on a table.

"Hey, you're cheating!" I said.

Back to the other chair.

"What? I ain't cheating!" I said.

Same chair...

"Yeah, you are. So that makes you a cheater!" I said.

Other chair...

"I'm no cheater! You're a cheater!" I said.

Now I'm beating myself up.

Cut to Mickey and Minnie reading newspapers.

"Boy. I'm worried about Darius." Minnie said.

Back to me beating myself up. I completely destroyed the bedroom.

Now I'm using a cannon, lighting a fuse. I avoid it, making it miss.

"You missed! Ha!" I said.

I use the cannon again, lighting another fuse. I avoid it the second time, making it miss again, and hit the floor, causing a crack.

"You didn't even touch me! Double ha!" I said. "Oh yeah?"

Now I'm fighting alone. So I pant when I'm tired.

"Let's just play another game." I say. "Okay, what do you want to play?" I asked.

"How about...Disneyland?" I said. I look to the viewer with a smile.

The End