It was only a matter of time before somebody grabbed a hold of this saying by the amazing Dr. Curtis Brumsfield. Well, it looks to be that I got it first, and after seeing the second episode of S2 of BOP, you shall not be disappointed! However, writing this may require me to re-watch the episode…I hope I can do it! :] Also did anybody get the 'gay' hint in the ep? The 'gay' guy was the kids actual father, so even though he couldn't be there for the kid, he would still love her…etc. Well, Megan is Lacey's mother, and even though she can't always be there to RAISE Lacey…anyway I am comparing Hunt to gay man…Also, if you have ever seen Desperate Housewives or the L word, Delany has played a lesbian before…sooo, this isn't ALL my doing! :]

A/N: BTW guys, this is a femme slash kind of deal, so if you are uncomfortable…don't let the door hit you on the way out. THANKSS! Rated T just for safety reasons…for now.

Disclaimer: We all know the lovely Dana Delany, Jeri Ryan, and everybody else on the show are NOT owned by me. So blah blah blah, I own nothing pertaining to this show…blah blah blah…although I have a huge crush on Dana Delany…blah blah…OOPS! I make no money from this…blah blah blah…I think we get the picture.

Chapter 1: Cat Fight

Dr. Megan Hunt had just been kicked off one of the biggest cases of the year, all because of some silly accusation she made towards a suspect. "I'm a doctor, not an investigator! I shouldn't HAVE to be nice to the suspect!" She thought, heading toward her office. Her head was fuming, and she wanted nothing more than to be at home in her pajamas with a glass of wine, and a good show on TV. "Hmmm…maybe I'll have to check into one of Curtis' tele novela's…seems interesting enough!"

Shortly after thinking this thought, her boss Dr. Kate Murphy walked in. Her eyes were tear-stained, mascara was running all down her face, and by the looks of one of her heels, Megan thought she might have a stubbed toe as well.

"To what do I owe the honor?" Megan asked sarcastically as her boss strode in, only remnants of her pride hanging in the balance as she gained her posture. "Your ex…just…I swear I could…he just dumped me!" Kate whined through her tears. Megan handed her a tissue, hoping to calm her down a bit, and get to the bottom of this. "Kate is a beautiful woman! And Todd, well Todd is just an ass!" Megan thought, wondering what she was going to have to dig herself out of now.

"You don't believe a word I say, do you?" Kate looked at Megan, who seemed to be lost in thought. Megan heard Kate this time, and noticed her voice was surprisingly clear… "I'm sorry, what? And what happened to the whole crying thing?"

Kate stood there a minute and looked at the ground… "It wouldn't have worked anyway…So…I had better get back to my case…" she started to walk out of Megan's office.

"Have dinner with me tonight?" Megan had blurted it out before she could stop herself. Ahh, shit Megan! You did it now! The thought rang through Megan's head like the liberty bell, and before she could try and fix it, Kate had stopped, turned around, and replied a quick "Sure!" before blushing and quickly heading out the office.

Megan jumped up and down for a full 10 seconds before she realized people were beginning to stare… "I really need to get some frosted glass windows" she thought before sitting down at her desk. Just as she saw Dr. Ethan Gross pass by her office, she called him into her office, and asked: "Did you tag those blood samples like I asked?" Ethan made a slight bow before her and said, "Yes your majesty" before turning to leave. "Good." Megan said in a rather stern voice. Ethan turned back around, because he just KNEW she was going to say something else for him to do. "Also" she began, "I need you to find out more about this break up between Dr. Murphy and my ex-husband. And don't tell Curtis." "But I…I…" Ethan stuttered, "That's all. You may go."

"I really am just your bitch, aren't I?" Ethan asked once more, smiling. "You know you like it" Megan added with her own grin, before shooing him out of her office.

"I just can't believe she asked me out to dinner…" Kate thought as she cut a Y incision into the body, only slightly distracted by the abrupt request Megan asked of her before she left. "And why did I say yes?" That she said aloud, not loud enough for Peter to hear as he took more photos, but loud enough to where she realized that she had said it instead of just thought it…

"You say something Kate?" Peter asked, stopping what he was doing for a moment to look at her. "No, no" she responded, getting back to the body. They continued the autopsy in silence, getting Ethan to run a sample of the amniotic fluid to test.

At the end of her shift, Kate noticed Megan had already gone home, so she called her cell. "I thought we were supposed to have dinner tonight!" She said, slightly catching Megan off guard. "Im…hold on…ok your on speaker. I'm cooking as a matter of fact. You can go home and change, and just come to my place for dinner." Megan checked the oven to make sure it was getting hot, so she could throw the pizza in the oven. "Well, I live way across town, so how about I just head there from here?" Kate asked, slightly regretting now that she had accepted the other woman's proposal for dinner. "Sounds like a plan! I'll leave the door unlocked for you, so just come right in."

Kate hung up the phone, and grinned like a little kid trying to hide her excitement by just showing a big grin, so she quickly changed back into her business clothes, and decided she would just change and Megan's.

She arrived at the apartment 15 minutes later, and headed up the stairs, becoming slightly uncomfortable at some of the looks she was getting from some construction workers outside of the building next to Megan.

She made it to Megan's apartment with her dignity intact, and just to be a pleasant date, she knocked on the door twice, and walked in whenever it opened by itself. She stepped inside, hearing a "I'm in my bedroom" from the distance, and smelled a wondrous scent wafting from the kitchen. "I'm just going to slip into the girls' room for a minute, if you don't mind!" Kate shouted across the hall, noticing the bedroom door having a slight crack in it. "It's down the hall, first door on the left!" She heard Megan say from the bedroom. She didn't have the heart she was right there, so she kept quiet and made her way to the restroom. Kate didn't REALLY want to, but curiosity got the best of her, and when she stepped out of the bathroom, she passed Megan's bedroom. The door was still cracked about four inches, and Kate, being the dirty girl she was, peeked in, and blushed at what she saw. Dr. Megan Hunt was changing clothes, Kate noticed that by the flour covered t-shirt lying on the bed, but what really made her jaw drop was how she saw Megan.

From what Kate could tell, Megan did not have a shirt on, and by the looks of it, Megan was not wearing a bra either. Kate was so glad Megan wasn't facing her, because then she would have been thoroughly embarrassed. She quietly made her way to the kitchen, and poured herself a glass of the Rosé that was chilling on the dining room table.

Megan walked in a few minutes later, catching Kate slightly off guard, so she choked on her wine a little. "You alright?" Megan asked, putting a comforting arm around Kate as she coughed, trying to get her breathing back to normal. Once she did, Megan stepped into the kitchen to check on the pizza, and all Kate could think about was seeing Megan in nothing but that th…

"So did you like the show?" Megan asked, interrupting Kate's thought. "I beg your pardon?" Kate asked, not really sure which show Megan was referring to…Oh crap did she see me looking at her? SHIT! Kate thought, mentally kicking herself, before Megan spoke up. "Didn't you take Lacey to see that new scary movie that just came out last night? Did you like it?" Whew, Kate felt relieved.

"Oh, it was good. I was totally holding onto Lacey the whole time though. I think she liked it better than me…" Megan handed her a plate with two slices of veggie pizza on it, and stepped into the living room where she sat on the couch and motioned for Kate to join her.

The two women continued their lighthearted conversation throughout the night, talking about food, men, sex, kids, work, and it was nothing like their cat fights at work at all. Nothing like it at all.

This is the end of chapter 1, so stay tuned for Chapter 2! Would you believe this originated from me putting the last two BOP episodes together? Actually just the title came from the first episode, and everything else was ep. 2. I was only pondering the idea, until Jeri Ryan reply tweeted to a tweet that I mentioned her and Dana Delany in about the episode. I screamed like a little kid when I saw it…

Ok, so more to come! Reviews are what makes things spicier!