Driver In Mario Kart

Throw a shell

While on your speedy ride

You gonna go and pass up Bowser

Give 'em Hell

Make 'em slam on the brakes

It's your chance to win! Got power!

Dizzy spells

Bananas make 'em shake

Peels threw and you will make 'em sway

Race!

Racing's swell

You're on a winning streak

Passed by Boo the ghost!

Driver in Mario Kart

Zippin' through Mario Kart

Zoom faster as a...

Driver in Mario Kart

Blastin' through Mario Kart

Speeding just like a rocket

From arrows on the floor

Knock 'em out!

The blue shell whacks Shy Guy

Once it hits he'll be exploding

Screwed!

He'll need help!

He'll grab that star, He's saved

He's now invincible and glowing

Yoshi's swell

That mushroom boosts him fast

He'll even beat Princess Peach!

Driver in Mario Kart

Flashin' through Mario Kart!

Burn rubber as a...

Driver in Mario Kart

Dashin' through Mario Kart!

Winner of Mario Kart!

There will be near collisions

Thrown off Rainbow Road

Keep driving with aggression, You're Donkey Kong

To the end you'll bash your foes

Just like Toad that creep

A Thunderbolt will make them small

Go! Go!

Flyin' through Mario Kart!

Racer of Mario Kart!

Faster in Mario Kart!

Through castles as a...

Driver in Mario Kart!

Player of Mario Kart!

Speedster of Mario Kart!

Dragster of Mario Kart!

Grip Chain Chomp as a...

Master of Mario Kart!

Driver in Mario Kart!

Gamer of Mario Kart!

Each track has dangers and illusions

Fall in lava, ripped apart

(Quicker in Mario Kart!)

You might ignite some dynamite

And find paths not on the chart

(Snappy in Mario Kart!)

You'll recieve that first place medal

Just heave your feet on that pedal

It's tricky but you must meddle

To achieve it!

Driver in Mario Kart!