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"This is your fucking fault Weasley!"

"Shut up."

"Seriously Weasel? That's the best you can come up with?"

"Fuck you."

"I'm disappointed. Normally you're so much more eloquent. Then again, you don't normally have your tongue shoved down my throat."

"Bugger off Parkinson. It's your fault we're stuck in here in the first place!"

"Excuse me! But maybe if you didn't assault my face with your mouth we wouldn't be in this predicament Weasel!"

" Don't make me do something I'm going to regret."

"You mean you'd regret more than that sorry excuse for a kiss? I may have to go home and bleach my lips. Perhaps poor is catching and I'd hate to be infected."

"Dammit Witch!"

"What are you doing Weasley?"

"I know I'm going to regret this."

*kiss*

"Why Weasley, I didn't realize this is what you had in mind."

"I really hate you Parkinson."

"I hate you too Weasley. And I'll kill you right now if you don't let me go."

*kiss*

"Dammit Weasley! Bloody Hell!"

"Such language Parkinson! Some lady you are!"

"I really really don't like you."

*kiss*

"Right. And kissing me back just further proves your point perfectly, Parkinson."

*kiss*

"Shut up, Weasley."