And He said "Ho nooo siiiir, I must say you're wroooOooooong. III muuuuuust disagreee, HO nooo siiiiir, I muust say you'ree wrooooooOoong. Wooon't chuuu listen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Goooooodbyeeeeee Hoooooooooorseeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeees. I'm flyyyyyyyyin ooooovuuuuuuh youuuuuuuu. Gooooooodbyeeeee hooooooooooorseeeeeeeeeeeeee eees. I'm flyyin ooooovuh youuuu. Gooodbyeeeee hoooooooooorrrsseeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeesss. I'm flyin ooovuuuh yooOouu. Goooodbyyeeeeee hoooooooorseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeees. I'm flyyyin, flyyyin, flyyyin oooovuh YOUUUUU"

WAIT! But then suddenly, Spiderman

*Bitchslaps*

"Hey, you there. Quit being a gay man and suck my Spidey-weiner"

"Do I have to?"

*Shoots a web up his asshole*

"YOU MUST! NOW SUCK THESE COCKBALLZ"

*So he sucks Spidermans weiner and cockballz and he blew a Spidey load all down this man's throat, burning right through it because we all know Spiderman has Radiation Cum as a defense mechanism*

-So the next day the man had to go to work (at Gamestop) with a giant hole in his neck, 3 homeless men grabbed him and shit in his neck on the walk over

Customer: "What the fuck happened to your neck?"

"..."

"Seriously, that looks bad..."

*sigh* "I sucked Spidermans dick and his cum burned right through my throat"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT, YOU'RE A GAYMAN! WOW, I can't believe you sucked SPIDERMANS COCK. I'm telling my fuckin grammykins about this. ADRIAN! ADRIAN! GUESS WHAT THIS MAN DID xD"

*Runs to tell Adrian*

Adrian in the background: "HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! Did he have to suck his ballsack? His fuckin ballsack? his ballsack? Did he have to suck his sacky? Did he have to suck his sackypoos? His fuckin Spidey-Sack? His fuckin BALLSACK!"

Gayman: "-_-"

*Spiderman Suddenly busts through the Gamestop Wall*

"In the name of Justice...I command you to SUCK THESE PETER PARKER COCKBALLZ!"

Gayman: "Not again"

*Spiderman then grabbed the guys cock and shoved it in his own ass, breaking records never thought possible until now*

-Everybody's penis exploded and the guts landed in some old lady's popcorn. She didn't notice and took a big handfull and chomped it down. Turns out it was his Aunt. His Uncle then took a bite of popcorn and choked on the remains of the exploding cocks, thus dying in the process.

*Spiderman starts crying*

"WHY DID I SHOVE THAT MANS COCK UP HIS OWN ASS, WHYYYYYYYYYYY!...why? :'("