I don't own WarioWare, Nintendo does. And if i did, i would be a rich boi. Also, i don't hate Ashley, this fanfic was a request.

"Today you idiots, i, the great Wario, will launch this witch from a cannon!!!" Wario in a circus costume said.

"Um, Red, are you sure this is safe?" Ashley said calmly. "Relax Ashley, i'm sure nothing bad will happen." Red responded back.

Ashley then went inside her cauldron which turned into a cannon with a fuse at the end.

"Bombs away!!!" Wario shouts out, lighting the fuse. Ashley then covered her ears, and got launched of the cannon, flying into space while the audience cheered on.

"Hahaha, Bye bye witch." Wario laughed out.

Ashley then crashed on Orbulon's spaceship and broke the window, causing it to crash into Earth, making Orbulon cry. Ashley then walked to her mansion and sleep in her bed.

Yeah this sucks, but i hope you like this.