INT. TRACY'S AFRICA SET.

A group of child actors try to look as emaciated and thin as possible while TRACY keeps shoving handfuls of food into his mouth, chewing, and then spitting it out on the floor. His dashiki rings and he pulls out his cell phone.

TRACY

No, I would not like to donate.

LIZ

(Temporarily confused) Hey Trey! It's me.

TRACY

Me too. What ails you, Elezabeth?

LIZ

Nothing, I just called to check in on you, how's Africa?

TRACY

(Reading off of his hand) Cold, and everyone smells like old vegetables.

LIZ

(Confused silence) Wha-

Tracy looks back at the hand he read from and realizes that the description is entitled "Bavaria". He has a "whoops!" look and switches hands quickly.

TRACY

I mean hot and strangely familiar!

LIZ

Alright... Good! Make any major changes yet?

TRACY

In fact, we are working on investigating corruption in Oprah's school and looking for just rulers to misappropriate funds for.

LIZ

I'm little exhausted so I'm just going to substitute that with "We're tossing water bottles and wearing bright t-shirts"

TRACY

Sounds good.

LIZ

Alright.

They hang up. Liz is sitting on a set that looks like the White House with an actor (back to the camera) being fitted with an Abraham Lincoln costume until we pan away to reveal the sign, "The Fanciest TJ Maxx you've ever seen" and DANNY is being fitted with an orthodox Jewish costume. Liz huffs and gets up as JACK enters hurriedly, scraping at a stain on his suit.

JACK

(Loudly) Lemon! Do you know what it feels like to be hardcore spewed on and then have to continue to feed the person?

LEMON

(Quickly and embarassedly) It was a mutual breakup! It wasn't because he was disabled!

JACK

I'm talking about Liddy of course. Whenever babies in commercials are fed, they just smile and high-five a cartoon baby until they themselves turn into a cartoon baby. How long is it until I have a cartoon baby?

LIZ

Jack, you knew what you were in for with this baby, right? I mean, it's hard work.

JACK

Would you know that from the time you stole one or from one of your elaborate fantasies.

LIZ

Nods slightly "You have a point".

JACK

Sometimes I wonder if she's happy.

LIZ

That's actually really sweet.

Her phone beeps, she looks down then back up.

LIZ

Writer meeting, got to go. Good luck with Liddy!

She walks off briskly.

CUT TO: WRITER'S ROOM

LUTZ is sitting alone at one side of the table while TOOFER, FRANK, and PETE are laughing and drawing faces on boobs in a celebrity magazine.

LUTZ

(Under his breath) Hey, funny joke, Lutz! Why don't you come to our food party?

LIZ

Alright, losers, assemble.

Everyone slowly gets to the table and shuts up.

LIZ

I have some semi-exciting news for all of you-

FRANK

My dentist appointment got bumped?

LIZ

Shut up, no talk now! (Flustered), Kabletown has challenged us to an extra-special competition. Whoever can write the best Kabletown themed sketch gets a raise!

Everyone seems excited.

LIZ

Mr. Hooper doesnt believe in bribes so Jack convinced him to let him give us Monopoly money.

Everyone seems confused.

LIZ

Jack plays Capitalist Swine Monopoly so the game money is actually worth alot.

LUTZ

(whispered) Yes, Hornberger!

LIZ

So, get crackin! Make this sketch your special victim!