AN: I do not own Death Note, I do not even own this little scene. It was originally written by the user Joe Ravenclaw about Heroes. Yes, and I just pulled this little twist because, frankly, it involves an inside joke between me and my death Note loving friends.

*Watari is slowly dying of a heart attack*

Watari: Ryuzaki..

L: Yeah, I'm here. Stay with me!

Watari: Ryuzaki... there's a list of people.

L: What are you talking about, Watari?

Watari: There's a list of people *cough* in my desk. *cough*

L: Ok..

Watari: If I die, make sure to send them their child support... They count on it.

L: 0_o*Watari dies, and L goes to Watari's desk*

L: *opens the desk drawer and finds a stack of papers with addresses and names*

L: WTF? There's gotta be like 400 names here!

*Roger bursts into the apartment, excited*

Roger: L! Do you know how many of those illegitimate love children could be your replacement?

L: Where did you come from? 0_o

Roger: *salivating*