Yo hows it hangin ma homies? It be the almighty Shadowthefrog throwin another story yo way. Enjoy or the homies in ma hood will shank you. Haha, just kidding. Just enjoy my starcraft story, because it has references to fun games such and tv shows as soul calibur, mario party, and of course, how could I forget Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. And, it will once again be a one chapter story. I own none of the characters, tv shows, or video games. But keep in mind, there will be an appearance by a video game that not many of you have heard, so watch out for it. Enjoy. Rated T for references to sex, minor language, references to ingesting infants, and the inability to think straight afterwards.

Kerrigan: SLAVE! bring me a pina colata and make it rain.

Slave: Too lazy.

Kerrigan: Fair enough.

Slave: Phew, I don't wanna blow up. Being an infested terran sucks hot sweaty ballsack.

Kerrigan: I need entertainment, ZERATUL!

Zeratul: Oi?

Kerrigan: I need entertainment, bring HIM here.

Zeratul: NO, it is too dangerous! It will create a time paradox that will end the lives of all strawberries, and you know I'm allergic to time paradoxes.

Kerrigan: Too bad.

Zeratul: Very well.

Several minutes later...

Zeratul: ACHOO! He's here. ACHOO!

Kerrigan: Excellent, now mister Bobobo, entertain me.

Bobobo: You're hair is scary. Maybe the hair hunt troupe SHOULD cut your hair. Allow me.

Kerrigan: Never! My hair is the very source of my power. If it weren't for my hair, I would need to eat Ramen Noodles, and Ramen Noodles haven't been invented yet.

Bobobo: WHAT? TREASON! Ramen noodles are the very source of all that is good, why would you need them? You're EVIL!

Tony Jones: Yes yes, very cute, now behold as my Tusk Bwisp devours your soul edge!

Nightmare: NOOO, my power is gone! I must now eat Ramen Noodles.

Tony Jones: And now, my Core Hyren will eat your Soul Calibur!

Xianghua: Awww, and you were so cute too, I was gonna ask you to be my boyfriend too, oh well, I'll be the author guy's girlfriend, whaddya say?

Shadowthefrog: Oh yeah, cmon baby, let's go to that bedroom and we'll solidify this relationship.

Xianghua: Oh, well, uhh, so soon? Well, I dunno, uhh, ok.

Shadowthefrog: OOOOOOH YEAH! Uhh, Bobobo has control of this story now.

Bobobo: YEAH, my own story, well it starts with a little boy and his cheerleader girlfriend.

Flashback...

Cheerleader Don Patch: Are you sure you wanna leave so soon?

Mario: Yes, I'm going to throw a huge party that'll last years. It'll be great fun.

Cheerleader Don Patch: Can I come?

Mario: No, only those associated with the Mario games may join.

Wario Don Patch: I am associated with Mario games.

Mario: Fuck, you got me there. Ok, you're in.

Shadowthefrog: WHAT? SWEARING! Sorry Xianghua, I have to reclaim control of this story, we'll finish later.

Xianghua: Ok, I guess texas hold 'em poker will have to wait.

Bobobo: So wait, you guys weren't... ya know...

Shadowthefrog: Oh no, I'm waiting until marriage for that, trust me, if we were, she wouldn't let me leave.

Bobobo: Oh.

Shadowthefrog: Anyway, back to the story...

Kerrigan and Zeratul are annoying Bobobo

Kerrigan: Bobobo has a weird afro, and it has stuff in it, I wonder if it can make magazines? Make me a copy of "ugly hair monthly," I'm sure you'll be on the cover.

Zeratul: Yeah, wait, this story sucks. Shadowthefrog, make this story funnier or I'll end it.

Shadowthefrog: Sorry this is the best I got.

Zeratul: Then, this story is over. Good bye people, don't read this, it sucks, although if you're reading this, then you've read the whole story, AAAAAAAH, TIME PARADOX, ACHOO!

Shadowthefrog: Well, I guess that's all I got, kinda lame right? Of course it is, I wrote it. Well, uhh, EATS ALL THE BABIES!